O CF,
I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee,
And I detest all my sins,
Because I dread the loss of Alton,
And the pains of Thorpe;
But most of all because
They offend Thee, my CF,
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
With the help of Thy grace,
To confess my sins,
To do penance,
And to amend my life.
Do you have a need to confess, children? Is there some deep, dark secret lurking within your coaster conscience that you've been too afraid to share, for fear of condemnation from the CF community, but just needs to be let out? Be not afraid, let us hear your confession. Let us begin:
1. I didn't like Toverland. Troy is amazing, and the area around it is nice. The rest of the park is a **** ing dump though. It's a couple of tin sheds with some piss poor themeing, a decent log flume, and a bunch of kiddy rides. I can't understand the CF circle jerks that happen as soon as its name is mentioned. Forgive me!
2. I'm in love with TOGO.
3. One of the best days out I've had at a park in ages was recently at ... no I can't say it ... Camelot! Oh the humanity! I throw myself at your feet for forgiveness!
I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee,
And I detest all my sins,
Because I dread the loss of Alton,
And the pains of Thorpe;
But most of all because
They offend Thee, my CF,
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
With the help of Thy grace,
To confess my sins,
To do penance,
And to amend my life.
Do you have a need to confess, children? Is there some deep, dark secret lurking within your coaster conscience that you've been too afraid to share, for fear of condemnation from the CF community, but just needs to be let out? Be not afraid, let us hear your confession. Let us begin:
1. I didn't like Toverland. Troy is amazing, and the area around it is nice. The rest of the park is a **** ing dump though. It's a couple of tin sheds with some piss poor themeing, a decent log flume, and a bunch of kiddy rides. I can't understand the CF circle jerks that happen as soon as its name is mentioned. Forgive me!
2. I'm in love with TOGO.
3. One of the best days out I've had at a park in ages was recently at ... no I can't say it ... Camelot! Oh the humanity! I throw myself at your feet for forgiveness!