Rides with misleading names...

[Chris Brown]

Browsing RCDB I do love finding stupidly inappropriate names for creds, whether that be names exaggerating the intensity of the ride or just being downright misleading or over extravagant.

A few examples;

Lightning Train @ Pyeonghwa Land
'Wow lightning train? This is going to be lightning fast!'
https://rcdb.com/3691.htm

Racing Coaster @ Trampoline Tier
'Cant wait to get on Racing Coaster, it must race around the layout!'
https://rcdb.com/11976.htm

Incredible Spinning Roller Coaster @ Pizza Company
'Cant wait to get on this INCREDIBLE coaster!'
https://rcdb.com/13595.htm

Hopefully you get the point... Fire away!

 

[jayjay]

I'd like to call this the "Flamingoland award"

Flip Flop is a thrilling flat ride
Mumbo Jumbo is a multi-inverter with an over-vertical drop
Meanwhile, Zooom is a slow inverted kiddie coaster

 

[zazobo]

'Incredible spinning coaster at Pizza Company' = best combination of words EVER.

 

[Howie]

The Parrot Coaster.
Sounds like some sort of kiddie cred you might find at 'Big Al's World of Birds' or sumat.

 

[oriolat2]

Millennium Force. Force? where? False advertising!

 

[Will]

If there's one thing Stealth isn't - it's stealthy.

That name has always annoyed me.

Elsewhere, there's a number of rides that advertise themselves as 'Wild' and simply... aren't.

 

[Pokemaniac]

Supersonic Odyssey. It's not that fast, and it's not that long. It does meander a lot, though.

 

[GuyWithAStick]

"Suspended Looping Coaster Over Water" not being over water wins it for me.

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[Edward M]

The Incredible Spinning Coaster at Incredible Pizza Company is actually the closest coaster to my home. I must say, that place is incredible.

 

[Tomatron]

Saw: The Ride has a complete lack of saws, hammers or any DIY construction tools.
Swarm has no bees, locusts or ladybirds with STIs.
Speed: No Limits has a top speed of 59mph. The motorway has a higher limit than this.
Death Train in Oman has had no reported fatalities.

 

[zazobo]

The Incredible Spinning Coaster at Incredible Pizza Company is actually the closest coaster to my home. I must say, that place is incredible.

Jealous.

 

[Pink Cadillac]

Magic Mountain at Gardaland, a Vekoma Multi-looper, sounds like it was named by the park owner's 5 year old daughter. Though they put VR on it and it's now called Shaman!
Next door is Sequoia Adventure, which sounds like the most wonderful, tranquil, and enlightening experience out there!

Spoiler: however...

And don't get me started on G force at Drayton Manor.

 

[jayjay]

And don't get me started on G force at Drayton Manor.

G Force has plenty of G Force. It's just all uncomfortable and the first lot of G Force acts to thrust the restraint into your lungs.

 

[TommyAlex]

Mind Eraser

Unfortunately, it does not erase your memory that you went on it.

 

[furie]

Mercury's Mini Coaster. The Romans didn't have coasters

 

[VTCGA5]

Goliath at Six Flags Fiesta Texas, only being the 5th tallest coaster at the park, the same doesn't make too much sense.

 

[TilenB]

Mercury's Mini Coaster. The Romans didn't have coasters

Maybe it's themed to a chemical element. You never know, perhaps the guys at Twinlakes Park are nostalgic fans of the old Mercury filled thermometers.

 

[davidm]

https://rcdb.com/146.htm - was more tongue-in-cheek rather than misleading marketing though.

 

[Pokemaniac]

Infusion at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. It's not themed to tea.

 

[roomraider]

Six Ring Roller Coaster (multiple parks such as this https://rcdb.com/12207.htm ). Which only has 5 inversions.