So when the UK finally gets an RMC.... it’ll be one of these
You can just hear the executives now:
“We can finally give the enthusiasts the RMC they’ve always wanted... for a great price!”
Or it could even have happened the other way 'round. Imagine the phone call:
"Hello, this is RMC, you're speaking with Rocky"
"Hello, my name is Merlin. I represent a major chain of amusement parks in the UK, and I would like to make an order."
"Ah, yes, let me get a pen to write it down. Merlin, was it?"
"Our customers have been clamouring for us to 'build an RMC', as it were, for the past five to six years. We have been threatened with boycotts in social media and simply see no other way to resolve the situation than to give in to their demands."
"Good call, good call. We have plenty of coasters on offer. Do ya want Europe's first monorail coaster, maybe? The first inverting wooden coaster in Britain? The first launched wooden coaster outside the USA? The first T-Rex coaster in the world? Or just a regular, no-nonsense, fantastically good hybrid coaster?"
"No, sir, we would like to place a
special order."
"Aha, yes, you've called at the right moment. You see, we've been thinking for a while about where Arrow went wrong with their fourth-dimensional coasters, and-"
"No, I mean: What would it take for you to add a children's roller coaster to your portfolio? I would personally prefer something I can ride without spilling my tea, but as long as you make it cheap and family friendly we will take whatever you can offer."
"Uh, that's not what we-"
"I can offer thirteen million pounds."
"Deal!"
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