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Spite Down Under – Australia and New Zealand 2024

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My wife and I took a three week trip to Australia and New Zealand in September and October this year. This was our third time in that part of the world and was intended to be a kind of “mop up” of the areas in NZ that we hadn’t visited before, along with spending some time in Sydney and Brisbane. This resulted in using flights to skip over certain areas and over the duration of the holiday we took a total of 8 flights, rented 4 different cars, drove over 2200 miles, stayed in 11 different accommodations, saw the southern-most point of NZ’s South Island and the most northerly point on the North Island, ate loads of incredible food and saw many amazing sights. None of which you necessarily care about, so I’ll move on to the part you probably are interested in.

This was never meant to predominantly be a cred-focussed trip but both countries do have some coasters, so it would have been silly not to ride them while I was there. As the title of this report suggests, there was quite a bit of spite, some of which was expected and some of which definitely wasn’t!

Luna Park, Sydney

Our trip began by flying to Sydney via Hong Kong with Cathay Pacific. Hands-down the best long haul economy flight I have ever had, so they are highly recommended if you’re travelling to Asia or beyond from Europe.

After 26 hours of travelling we arrived in the evening of Saturday 21st September and went straight to bed. I was initially hoping to visit Luna Park on the Monday but they were only opening the major rides at the weekend, so that meant Sunday was my only option. With the fear of jetlag kicking in, we decided to head there early and get it over with before we got too exhausted.

Side note: we actually suffered no jetlag at all – evening arrivals FTW! 😁

By sheer good fortune, the weekend we were in Sydney they were giving free public transport on trains, metro and buses, so we decided to approach Luna Park by train, which meant travelling over the iconic harbour bridge. The alternative option is to go by public ferry, which is not expensive and we did use that later on when we left, as it departs from right outside the park.

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The park is free to enter but you must buy a wristband to ride anything. There is currently no pay-per-ride.

Hot tip: Luna Park increases their wristband price the closer it gets to the data you wish to visit, so book online and book early for the best deal.

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Anna was sitting this one out, so upon arrival I grabbed my wristband, walked through the park and headed for the main attraction – Big Dipper, the prototype Intamin Hot Racer.

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The queue was short, just a couple of trains wait, and I managed to get the back row on the seven seat, single file train.

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This is billed as the world’s first double launch single rail coaster, or words to that effect. Technically it’s not really a single rail, actually two rails joined by a solid steel plate, and the first launch serves little purpose as it just sends you into a bend before you hit the second one.

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Anyway, it was a pretty fun ride – a bit bouncy through the tyre-driven launches and rattly in places, but not unpleasant, and there’s a good variety of banked curves, inversions and some nice airtime pops. Nothing spectacular but this model is a decent choice for a small park – the capacity would be diabolical for a larger one though!

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Quite a view from those apartments! 😆

Across the midway from Big Dipper was my first spite of the trip, the classic wooden Wild Mouse. This was fully expected as the park has been refurbishing the ride for over a year and Vlogs from earlier this year showed it was completely dismantled. It looks to be almost rebuilt now, with most of the track installed, and had been advertised as reopening late 2024. I was hoping it may have been ready as I was a huge fan of Blackpool’s wooden mouse and I’d have loved to ride this version, but sadly it was not to be.

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On to creds that were open though, and next up was Boomerang, which is - shockingly - a junior boomerang. Not a Vekoma one though, this one instead being manufactured by Gerstlauer.

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Just in case you weren't sure, no dogs allowed!

This had a much longer queue than Big Dipper, probably about 20 minutes, as it was evident that the majority of visitors to the park were families with small kids. I got back row again but there’s not much to say about this – it’s similar to the Vekoma ones other than the unusual lift hill that flattens out for the riders at the back of the train. It was a decent enough family ride, but one and done.

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The third and final cred was Little Nipper, a shark-themed kiddie cred whose name is a clever twist on the Hot Racer’s. This again had a 20 minute queue and when it came to my turn, I was bizarrely batched to the front row even though I was the last person to board. Always a bit awkward riding these things alone, and even more so when you’re at the front with a bunch of families behind you. 😬

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Shame completed, it was time to check out the rest of the park. The other big attraction here is Coney island, which is reminiscent of Blackpool’s old Fun House, which I spent a lot of time in as a kid. It had a long queue to get into and I didn’t really fancy being spun around on various contraptions though, so I gave it a miss.

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I also wasn’t interested in the majority of flat rides, so I grabbed a second ride on Big Dipper. Once again I got the back row and with the weather rapidly heating up, this ride felt wilder and more forceful than the earlier one, and consequently a bit more rough. Still perfectly bearable though, unless you’re a big wimp ;)

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Making my way back towards the front of the park, my final ride of this quick visit was Hair Raiser, the 50m tall Larson drop tower. I really love these – they may be my favourite type of drop tower as they drop you forcefully as soon as you reach the top, giving loads of airtime. I also lucked out with a great seat that gave me a view of the midway and the harbour bridge as I travelled to the top.

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That did it for my first park visit in the Southern hemisphere. It was never going to be a long stay with loads of re-rides, as we had plenty of other stuff to do in Sydney. I’m happy to have spent an hour or so in this iconic seaside park, which has a lot in common with Blackpool Pleasure Beach, despite its much smaller size. The rides I rode were fun and the operations weren’t too bad, the park was clean and well presented, so no real complaints.

It was a shame to miss out on the Wild Mouse, but cool to ride the original Hot Racer model, which I understand has been improved on significantly with the recent installation at Walibi Rhone-Alps. Overall, a good start to the trip that was just about worth the money I paid.

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As previously mentioned, we used the public ferry to move elsewhere in Sydney after my visit, which allowed for some nice views of the harbour bridge and the park as it went past. We also passed the park again on another ferry trip the following evening, which allowed us to see it all lit up, even though it had closed at 4pm that day 🤷‍♂️

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Not at all creepy!
 
The old Wooden Big Dipper looked so, so good. Also those giant slides in the Fun House. I remember watching a Clive James documentary years ago, in which he revealed he was terrified of them as a kid, and finally rode them in the programme. They've always fascinated me since then. There's just something about a giant slide.
 
Yeah I think LPS is decent enough now. Previously it felt a bit naff but now with the expansion, the fun house, the rotor its a decent little lineup. Even better once the mouse is up and running.
 
After a couple of brilliant days in the Sydney sunshine, we took our next flight to New Zealand’s South Island. You may be wondering where Brisbane/Gold Coast comes into this trip and to that I will simply say – later 😉

The South Island has no theme parks or permanent rollercoasters, so there’s not a lot for you hardcore enthusiasts that don’t care about scenery and stuff here. For those that do, here are a few highlights of the 7 days we spent on the island.

We saw the peculiar Moeraki Boulders on the East coast.

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We went to Slope Point, the most southerly point of the South Island. Pretty bleak!

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We climbed Mount Sunday (again, we’ve been before) which is best known as the filming location for Edoras in the Lord of the Rings. They bult an entire set here and then took it all away again!

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View from the top:
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We flew to Nelson at the top of the South Island, visited Cable Bay Adventure Park and rode the Skywire, a zipline suspended over 300 metres in the air over a forest canopy, with the cable being over 1.5km long. You do the whole thing forwards and backwards!

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We also went to Wharariki beach to get a photo that anyone using a Windows computer in the last decade should be familiar with 😁

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Anyway, enough of that, on to the creds...

Rainbow’s End

On Tuesday 1st October we flew from Nelson to Auckland (flight number 5 of 8 if you’re keeping count) and after picking up our rental car we headed to New Zealand’s only proper theme park.

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Due to it being school holidays, the park was handily open in the evenings that week, with a discount twilight ticket available for NZ$44 (roughly £22) to cover the 5-9pm time slot. This was ideal as usually it costs $65 to get in, which is a bit steep for such a small park.

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We arrived just after 5pm and there was a moderate number of people queuing to get in. Having been up since 7am that day, done a few hours driving in the morning and then the flight, our hope was to get in the park, get the rides done as quickly as possible and get to our B&B the other side of the city. Any concerns we had about the park being busy were quickly dispatched when we arrived at the first cred.

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Gold Rush is a mine train that was built in-house and uses 4-person, wild mouse style cars. There were only a handful of people ahead of us in the queue and we were on in less than 5 minutes.

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It begins with a dark ride style sequence through a gold mine, with some reasonable theming, animatronics and lighting for a park of this level. There’s also a half-decent “broken track ahead” effect before the car veers around a corner and goes up the lift hill to the outdoor section. This winds around with a few small drops and corners before running alongside the log flume and returning to the station and hitting some brutal brakes. For an in-house effort at a small park it was pretty good, without really doing anything amazing. The profiling of the track is hilariously bad in places but that just made for exactly the kind of janky ride you’d expect an old mine train to be.

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Next up was New Zealand’s only inverting coaster, the imaginatively-named Corkscrew Coaster. This was at the far end of the park, which necessitated a walk of approximately 4 minutes to reach. This had no queue at all so we walked straight on for our one and only ride.

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As an old Arrow loopscrew with the original trains, I was expecting to get bashed around on this, but it was surprisingly quite smooth! A couple of rough moments through the two corkscrews, but otherwise absolutely fine. On another day I might even have ridden it again, but I’ve done enough of these now that one lap will do.

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Walking back towards the front of the park, we eyed up the log flume. The weather was relatively warm, but overcast, and having seen a few groups coming off not looking too wet, we decided to go for it.

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This turned out to be a lot better than we expected, as your log travels through several themed areas featuring everything from gnomes and fairies to pirates, dragons and more. It went on for ages, with a small drop mid-way through, interacting with the mine train at times, before eventually going through an indoor section culminating in the final large drop. At the bottom there was a big splash, but the log kind of skimmed across the water and very little of it ended up splashing us. It really was very good!

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Next up was another unexpectedly delightful themed experience – the toilets 😆

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After that we grabbed a second ride on Gold Rush as we walked past, before seeking out the park’s final cred in the indoor Kids Kingdom area.

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Choco Express is an SBF Visa junior coaster. We arrived to find it unmanned, but after a short wait one of the ride operators came over from one of the other rides and asked us where our child was. When we said we didn’t have any kids, we were told we couldn’t ride. Spite number 2 of the trip, despite my protestations that I’d travelled halfway across the world to ride every coaster in New Zealand. OK, I didn’t protest that much but it was still annoying.

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Spitey McSpiteface :(

The park has a few other attractions, such as go-karts (which may have been an upcharge), a 4D cinema and some vomit-inducing flat rides, but the only other ride of interest to me was their Intamin drop tower, Fear Fall.

This is described as being 18 stories tall on their website – I guess it’s around 200ft? Anyway, Anna sat this one out and I headed for the entrance, saying I would only ride if it had a relatively short queue. Well it did, as I ended up being the only person in the queue and riding it alone. Not often you get a zen ride on a drop tower!

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With no other rides of interest, that brought our time at Rainbow’s End to, well, an end. We left through the shop, which had some quite nice merch that was really overpriced. T-shirts were about £30! :oops:

Just as with Luna Park, this was never going to be a long visit and having spent little more than an hour in the park, it was job done. The spite on the kiddie cred was disappointing, but otherwise I was pleasantly surprised by this place. It is very small and the ride selection is limited, but both Gold Rush and the log flume were really fun, unique attractions with better theming than expected. The Corkscrew and drop tower were both decent enough thrill rides, and the overall vibe of the park was pleasant, despite its location between a retail park and the motorway.

If I lived in New Zealand and this was my one and only place for thrill rides, I’d probably be pretty depressed and praying for a new thrill coaster. For a one-off visit though, it was pleasant enough, and again I didn’t begrudge the entry fee, which roughly averaged out at £4 per ride.

Random park pics of note:

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The following day we spent the morning in Auckland and did the WETA Workshop Unleashed tour. For the unaware, WETA is the special effects company that worked on the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies and tons of other stuff. I won’t bog this post down with a ton of pictures but if you’re into movie SFX or animatronics then it’s well worth a visit as there’s loads to see and play around with on a 90-ish minute tour. There's even a mini scare maze!

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After that we had lunch and began our journey to the northern tip of the North Island. As we left Auckland, it started to rain quite heavily, which didn’t bode well for our first stop.

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About 30 minutes out of the city is this small park with a variety of things to do, and most significantly for me, New Zealand’s only other permanent roller coaster, called Gonzales.

As we arrived at around 2pm it was pouring with rain and a lot of people were leaving. The chances of getting this cred seemed slim but I headed to the café to enquire whether it was running. The staff advised me that it was, but only on a 30 minute schedule and then only if there were enough people wanting to ride it. The next time slot was coming up but there were so few people around that they reckoned it would be very unlikely it would run.

Given I had already lost out on my chance to ride all the creds in the country with the previous day’s spite, and with several hours of driving ahead of us, I decided not to stick around and effectively “self-spited” this one. Here’s the only shot I got of it.

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The next few days were spent in the Northlands and as previously mentioned, we visited the most northerly point on the North Island, Cape Reinga. They made much more of an effort here than at the opposite end of the country! 😆

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We returned to Auckland after a few days and that brought our 12 day adventure in New Zealand to an end. Missing out on two creds was annoying, but this part of the trip was never really about coasters and we had an amazing time seeing all the sights.

Next stop – Brisbane, the Gold Coast and some serious parks and coasters!
 
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