First off, I have a phobia of flying (two of my biggest fears are heights and tightly enclosed spaces) so being at an airport is never a "happy" thing for me but I do have certain feelings towards some airports, both good and bad.
Been to:
*Dayton (live really close to it)
*Cincinnati
*Columbus (wasn't flying but I picked someone up)
*Philadelphia
*Paris
*Tampa
*Cancun
*Charlotte
*Orlando
*San Francisco
*Minnesota
*Detroit
I was too young to remember Paris or Cincinatti so I didn't consider them, if one is really good or really bad that's why I didn't list it.
WORST: Philadelphia
This airport is horrible! It looks like a prison, you can see the air pollution smogging up the view of the city, and everybody there is so rude! For anybody that followed my YouTube videos from our Cancun trip, there was a vlog I shot there when we had to hub there. The service at the place where we got our (cold and nasty) food was horrible and they were out of just about everything. Avoid traveling here if possible!
Not-So Honorable Mentions:
Charlotte- I love all the food options but it's hard to navigate and I found their security personnel rude. Cancun- I had wanted to put on some deodorant before getting on the plane for three hours since I had been on a hot island all morning and I was really sweaty. I go into the bathroom. The guy wearing the, "ONLY 3 OUNCES OF LIQUID" giant bottle mascot costume saw me walking with it, says, "Oh, amigo, let me see, let me see!" I give it to him, thinking he knows I can't bring it on the flight. No, he puts some on himself and just says, "Gracias, amigo, muy caliente, muy caleinte!" I gave it back to my dad (who I had borrowed it from) and told him what happened and we were dying because it was funny, but did I REALLY want some guy who had been out in the hot Cancun sun wearing a giant mascot costume taking my deodorant? There was that, and I would prefer Charlotte's rude security over Cancun's NO security! It was just a metal detector and nobody had to take their shoes off, I'm sure if you really wanted something you weren't supposed to have past there you could get it past there. That, and I couldn't find an outlet anywhere in that giant airport to plug in my phone to charge it as I tried to plan a trip to Gatlinburg with my friend over text and it had to wait until we got back to Ohio hours later. And the SECOND you get off the plane you're visually attacked with advertisements...INCLUDING in the slow-moving line at passport control full of dumb tourists that obviously don't know or care about what they're doing. The only REALLY good thing I have to say about it is that once you get off the plane, there's a guy on the other side of customs that gives you a map he draws on so you know where everything is in relation to your hotel; handy information to have if you stayed somewhere only accessible by ferry boat like we did. However, it's still hard to FIND that guy considering how you get attacked by people trying to sell you stuff as soon as you leave customs. And my last complaint is that it's nowhere NEAR the hotel zone/zona hotela/hotel belt where most if not all of the people who get off the plane are going and you get stuck going through some really sketchy areas on your way there.
BEST: Dayton
Not sure if it's because it's the only one on this list where I could just get in the car and drive there if I wanted to or the fact that throughout my childhood, going there always meant either, "you're going somewhere" or "one of your parents is coming home from a business trip," but this is one of the things I like about living here. There's plenty of food options and it's very easy to get around. The Wright Brothers who invented powered flying are from Dayton and there are a lot of tributes to them all over the airport, which makes it really cool. Plus, they play 80's music in the terminals! How can that airport be bad? Only things I don't like about it are A. it's a little old and some of the seats and furniture in the terminals has obviously seen better days and B. It's fall. My dad and I had JUST gotten back from Busch Gardens Tampa and were anxious to get home and order a pizza. The plane lands on the tarmac, we get to the jetway, they have some lady who didn't know what she was doing driving the jetway and taking WAY too long to line it up with the plane door. It was below freezing and both of us were close to the front of the line and we were BOTH wearing shorts. I even made the joke, "we aren't de-planing, we're COMplaining." Ten minutes later some other lady took over and got it all lined up and we manages to get off. But just the one incident and the old furniture are well worth the other stuff you can get at this nice airport. It's unfortunate that it's so small, I'd love to see such a nice airport on a larger scale. But my home airport is my favorite, and if anybody else has been there I'd love to hear if you agreed.
Very Honorable Mentions:
Detroit- Connected here on my trip to San Francisco in 2002 with my dad to see the show TV show Battlebots live from the stands. This trip was one of many events in my life that got me hooked on engineering. That people mover in the tunnel with all the lights and music, to an easily distracted second-grader, is AMAZING!!!
Tampa- Best airport for food out there in my opinion. There's a Carrabba's Italian Grill AND a T.G.I. Friday's (possibly my favorite chain restaurant) where we received amazing service. Security was great and made me feel really safe (AND it was my first time going through alone!) and I now feel comfortable enough to do it like I do it every week. I loved the little el train connecting the parking garage to the terminal (Orlando has one too and little 8-year old Jarrett LOVED it) and it really adds to the excitement of being somewhere you want to be. Okay...AND this advertisement on the escalator!
I'm a goon! Don't judge!
I also talked to my mom (who travels almost weekly for her job) and she said that her favorite is Dallas-Fort Worth, and her least favorite is also Phili.
I will soon add Las Vegas-McCarren to that list, along with maybe...
Cleveland- I was born in Cleveland!
O'Hare- I'm excited because I just finished the Divergent trilogy and Allegiant, the third book, was set here...AND it has a fab tunnel like Detroit!
Denver- I don't BELIEVE any of the conspiracy theories I read, but I do find them interesting. Plenty of conspiracy theories about the Denver airport exist due to some of the things there, and considering how I'm writing a fictional story about the Illuminati, I'd like to see it in person. My novels don't include anything happening there but that could very well change if I see something I like.