Having watched a couple of other POVs there is a
bit more that’s going spatially than is shown in that clumsy official POV which really didn’t showcase the ride very well.
… the cynical part of me wonders whether that somewhat sketchy ‘official’ POV was released to lower fan expectations, so that people post-ride will say
“hey, that wasn’t so bad - much better than the POV!”
There’s still a lot to be disappointed with the ride though. It’s lost its ‘bite / menace’ (it was probably the most menacing ride at WDW aside from TZ:ToT - where HM sits is debatable) and there is no longer anything engaging at the human-experience/adult level. It’s gone from:
(1) the classic coming of age ‘moral story’ of: being bored -> seeking adventure -> being reckless -> getting into trouble -> an escape -> reflecting and learning to enjoy the simpler things;
to just;
(2) find a band -> find a band -> find some more band members -> shrink small (because insects?) -> arrive at the party as the ‘special spice’ (an awkward hangover from the now rightly abandoned ‘food theme’).
The sort of messaging in (1) is why films like the Lion King still resonate with adults as well as children - the choice between ‘responsibilities’ and an ‘easy life’ can weigh heavily on all of us from time to time. Comparatively, (2) is basic and hollow (IMO).
I also unfortunately have a pet peeve of
anyone being spoken to ‘like a child/toddler’ (even when adults are speaking to toddlers… and especially when adults are talking to the elderly like they are idiotic children). It’s just so ‘one note’ and fake. Therefore I find Tiana’s tone of voice and dialogue on this ride, paired with the aforementioned lack of threat/growth, very grating.
If the original only resonated as a ‘boat ride with some singing animals’, which is ultimately fine, then yeah on that sort of level it’s more of the same, I guess? I’ll try and make the most of it when I get round to it and hope that’ll it’ll be more charming in person. But I do totally get the disappointment.
Obviously all of the ‘
wOrST rIDe EvERR - WooOoOW D$sney FAIL - review click here ’ clickbait nonsense should be ignored, as always.