Do you sleep naked??

[Ben]

Yeah, I do have a toilet in there lol.

 

[Ian]

The only toilet in the house?

 

[Anonymous]

No way, PJ's for me.

 

[Ben]

^No, we also have a bathroom, but it's downstairs (I have a weird house). My Mum can never be bothered and my Sister thinks she'll get attacked by a ghost if she goes downstairs.

 

[JonSev]

Wasnt the toilet right next to your bed or something though (trying to remember from a really old pic you posted)...

...erm...aint it a bit akward to be right next to each other when...yeah?

 

[Ben]

Well, it goes...


_____________________ __________
Top of bed.... end of bed | TV Cabinet| Toilet
_____________________|_________ |


What a great diagram... And it's not awkward as I'm asleep when they do it. If I'm not I'll yell at them to go downstairs.

 

[Ian]

Have you ever woke up in the night and seen your Dad having a turd?

(I'm sorry this is going really off topic.)

 

[tks]

Has anyone ever worried what goes on in Ians head.... ?

 

[Mr Nash]

Have you ever woke up in the night and seen your Dad having a turd?

And do they lay toilet paper down first so the big splash doesn't wake you?

 

[Will]

^
That's what I was thinking.

EDIT: No it wasn't. I was answering someone else [JonSev]

 

[Ben]

Have you ever woke up in the night and seen your Dad having a turd?

Ewwww, no. Mainly because father doesn't live here lol. But no, I haven't woken up and seen someone using it. I can't see the toilet from by bed, TV's in the way. And I'm too heavy a sleeper to be woken by a turd splashing .

 

[mrclam]

I would've thought beeing woken up seeing yer sister on the bog would be more traumatising.

That is one screwy household, i was only kidding oriignally - but now i kind of feel sorry for you.

 

[AeRo]

^ Not nearly as screwy as living in the Clam home i suspect!

 

[mrclam]

^ Not nearly as screwy as living in the Clam home i suspect!

Hey, i dont just sleep naked, i spend most of my life at home naked.

you wouldnt believe the number of skid marks i have on my sofa.

good job the flat was rented furnished.. :lol:

 

[AeRo]

:shock:

*covers eyes, remembers never to visit Clammy home without first aquiring disposable seat covers*

 

[aly]

I sleep naked, or in my boxers. It depends. But when I'm not in my own house I will wear boxers.

In the winter though I tend to wear boxers.

 

[AeRo]

In the winter :?

Luckily I don't have a bog in my room!

 

[Harvey]

Holy ****, we need to set a chairty up:

Mental health care to sort out Ians head.
Buy Clammy some pants.
Build Ben a wall.

 

[aly]

Okay I am rather confused here, how come you randomly have a toilet in your bedroom? I know some houses have sinks in bedrooms, but it tends to be old(ish) houses.

Did there used to be a bathroom? Or is your house an old B&B? lol. Just seems rather random. I want photographic evidence of said toilet! lol. Whilst not in use of course!

 

[Ben]

OK, all the houses in the row have the same layout. All the rooms that are equivelent to mine have a small, seperate toilet room next to it. Our house doesn't have that, and my room also includes the space of the seperate toilet room. Now, because of that, someone along the line must of put the toilet in my room. Our house is weird and some of the old residents were weirder (we found a gun under an old greenhouse for example).

And it IS a rather old house. But not an old toilet...

OK... said toilet, see the TV cabinet next to it.

Toilet next to the TV cabinet, with bed next to that.

Overview. See, you can't see it. Notice how everyone outside can though...