The only real fiasco will be when I try and pay my credit card bill later. Plus, I'd managed to sort it before you even arrived, bitch.
To fill everyone in:
When I was packing to go away for the week (Edinburgh and Geneva, in Geneva now), I put the envelope with the Madonna tickets in my bag, completely forgetting that I'd bought them in two sets of two. I'd checked the envelope, seen 4 "tickets" in it and went on my merry way. Anyway, about 10 minutes outside Edinburgh that I had a horrible realisation that I actually only had two tickets with me (the other "tickets" were receipts etc., which I should have known/checked since I get tickets through all the time).
Anyway, that's not really the point. I'm not dumb enough to mistake receipts for tickets, but I am dumb enough to completely forget that the tickets I'd booked six months prior were ordered in two lots, and thus sent in two envelopes.
Cue the poor guy at Ticketmaster having to deal with a hysterical fag over the phone. Because of the kind of tickets they were, it wasn't possible to replace them, though to be fair on the guy he did try and even got someone from another department to phone me back about half an hour later, still with no luck though.
So I had to buy two more tickets, only there were none left in the general standing area, so I had to buy more expensive ones in the Gold Circle area. Now, this is what pisses me off. When I originally ordered the tickets, these weren't available. The bastards were clearly holding them back.
Anyway, bit of a nightmare, but I was just glad I was able to get it sorted pretty much straight away and was able to enjoy the Friday night and Saturday before the concert.
It was **** ing amazing though. I've been desperate to see Madonna since I was 8 years old, but just never had the chance before. As Ed said, the show wasn't quite as "big" as some of her previous ones; there was a lot more use of massive background screens rather than before, but I guess a lot of people are going that way since the technology of those screens these days is phenomenal.
There were a couple of odd, actually quite self-indulgent, song choices (Candy Shop for one - she really could have replaced that with a big crowd pleaser), but there was a decent mix of old and new including some absolute classics.
Highlights:
The entrance - smashing through a church window with an assault rifle straight into Girl Gone Wild
Express Yourself/Born This Way mash up. Total bitch slap to Gaga, but brilliantly fun/campy as well.
Give Me All Your Luvin' - Drummers suspended from the roof, fab cheerleading costumes; so much fun.
Papa Don't Preach and Open Your Heart - **** ing CLASSIC tunes.
VOGUE!!!!!!! - The best version she's ever done of it in my opinion; the costumes were amazing.
Like a Prayer - My all-time favourite Madonna track, and performed to PERFECTION. Started raining just as the song was starting as well, which was somehow just perfect. My friend Kelly was in tears at this point.
I've never seen the point of cameras at a concert as I'd much rather enjoy myself than watch it through a 2 inch screen all in the name of YouTube bragging rights, but I had my camera in my pocket (we'd been out around Edinburgh all day), so I pulled it out a few times, held it in the general direction of Madge and took a few snaps: