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How Far Have You Gone?

How far?

  • 1st base (kissing/making out)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 2nd base (masterbating/touching)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 3rd base (oral)

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • 4th base (sex)

    Votes: 6 85.7%
  • Total voters
    7
LOL

So I can officially say I've gotten to fourth base with my mum... and one CFer's mum.

... bet that will get me a fair few looks.
 
^ LOL!

masterbating/touching someone else is also sex in my eyes. And again I hate it when people say they only done this so its not cheating.

But you can only loose your virginity with full sex. Thats the deffinition of it, it has to be penertration.
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Any type of penetration is not sex; if that's the case, than doing any kind of thing with a dildo, or heck, even using a tampon would be sex.

It's penetration by someone else's like, wee wee :p .
 
^^LM
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ingAO! Best one in ages Ben...and stay away from my mom!
 
Hmmm... if you tweak jack.bell's pedagogic base system so that it still uses ten steps, but four bases, each base would be 2.5 steps, right?

If so, I'm on base zero-point-four. From there, however...
 
^ I'm just as lost as you.

Pokey, you're saying you're on base point four, and then more after that? Or wait.. Whatever, just explain it :p .
 
It's a round-about, complicated way of putting it, but if you do the math, all Pokey is saying is that he's only exchanged friendly smiles with the one he fancies/fancied and he is/was hoping for more than that. If he's trying that say something else, then it got lost in the translation. :roll:
 
Yeah, I posted that at 9:22 PM, so it may appear a little scrambled. Here's a full translation:
jack.bell said:
pluss base wise i had sex ed today and i learnt this.
1st base freindly smiling
2nd base touching
3rd holding hands
4th base hugging
5th base kissing
6th base exploration above the hips
7th base exploration below the hips
8th base masturbation
9th base oral sex
10th base sex

that is the corect NHS apause project(sex ed)
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Then, merged with the 4-base system, and written a bit more properly, it becomes:

1st step: friendly smiling - 0.4th base
2nd step: touching - 0.8th base
3rd step: holding hands - 1.2nd base
4th step: hugging - 1.6th base
5th step: kissing - 2nd base
6th step: exploration above the hips - 2.4th base
7th step: exploration below the hips - 2.8th base
8th step: masturbation - 3.2nd base
9th step: oral sex - 3.6th base
10th step: sex - 4th base

That was a little complicated, but at least I'm off zero. Though, not even halfway to first - pretty much the same as in real life.
 
i was just telling you what the NHS way is im not saying it is right.

pokey jugs are awsome i would give you one but i havnt got the money to get to norway.
 
jack.bell said:
/\ with one of the girls on your sig?
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Yes, but then he woke up and his bed was mysteriously wet and sticky.

Ollie said:
^Did you get the joke?
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No, he didn't, but it was rubbish so he probably didn't realise it was meant to be funny :p
 
furie said:
jack.bell said:
/\ with one of the girls on your sig?
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Yes, but then he woke up and his bed was mysteriously wet and sticky
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No. I woke up and there were three fit girls in bed with me...







...Then I woke up in my wet and sticky bed. :p
 
^Props Ollie! Even if your jokes aren't the best, your sense of humor is right up there. :--D
 
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