How To Correctly Respond To A New Coaster Announcement!

[roomraider]

Happy Halloween everyone.

Having observed many responses to new coasters over the past few years and getting annoyed at peoples responses I have decided to write a short flow chart on how you should feel/reply/respond to new coaster announcements.

Clearer version can be found here - https://ibb.co/bTDWNf
(Please be aware this is all a joke)

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Looks slow

 

[Pear]

Looks small

 

[Zek_Teh_Kek]

Dang it! I've been watching too much Cool Runnings again!

 

[MestnyiGeroi]

I have posted this on the wall by my computer for quick-glance access. I’m now so ready.

 

[davidm]

Ha - very good.
(also; typo "discusting")

 

[jayjay]

It's not and it will never be an Aquatrax OK? Just forget it

Stop crushing my dreams!

Seriously though, that was amazing

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

Stop crushing my dreams!

Seriously though, that was amazing

What happened to Aquatrax?

 

[Howie]

What happened to Aquatrax?

Nothing. Ever.

 

[CrashCoaster]

This is brilliant.

 

[HeartlineCoaster]

(also; typo "discusting")

also also; 'the Europe', 'Bobseld' & 'with certainly'

Just in case you wanted to start printing these professionally. Good job.

 

[EpochEmu]

“However said it’s a stand-up is a lying heathen and should be burned at the stake”
Made my day.

typo

He’s also missing a large amount of apostrophes.

 

[roomraider]

To be fair I was steaming drunk when I wrote this I'll fix them if I get a chance tomorrow

 

[Serena]

Omg I love you @roomraider

This is hilarious.

 

[roomraider]

Ok I have fixed many of the spelling errors. And updated the chart with a few more options like 4D and Wing's. Probably thereby adding many more spelling errors.

And yes some of the arrows dont line up properly and it looks a bit of a mess. But as a drunken joke It's somewhat better (and more indepth) than i thought it would be

 

[Hixee]

I adore the amount of sass in that chart. Good work @roomraider. Got to be one of the posts of the year.

 

[Hyde]

By far my favorite:

 

[freddycoasterkid]

Happy Halloween everyone.

Having observed many responses to new coasters over the past few years and getting annoyed at peoples responses I have decided to write a short flow chart on how you should feel/reply/respond to new coaster announcements.

Clearer version can be found here - https://ibb.co/bTDWNf
(Please be aware this is all a joke)

Please repost this on Friday .


B&M new surf coaster I’m predicting, worlds first Merlin will grab that