^That awkward moment when irony (or is it steely?) gets lost in written text.
Ok then, here's an idea. Forget saving the steel industry. Flatten the steel works, build a chuffing great big theme park in its place. Road and rail infrastructure already in place, several thousand new jobs, regeneration, tourism and a humungous, dirty, ugly eyesore replaced by shiny new coasters with trees and landscaping and fountains and stuff. Not even the local NIMBY brigade would put up much of a fight against that.
There you go, Port Talbot saved, the Paramount project saved, UK theme park industry revived, everybody wins.
I'm in the wrong job, me.