Middle Farm

[Nic]

This afternoon, Sara and I went for a trip to Middle Farm (well done to her for taking all the photos!).

There are chickens...

More chickens..

Geese...

and some more chickens!

We started by heading into the shed where the bunnies and guineapigs are

This one looked like a westie terrier!

Om nom nom nom!

Astronaut guineapig!

Awwww... etc...

Lesbian bunny foreplay

I think the picture tells its own joke!

Sara decided to taunt a Turkey. It decided to get its own back by shouting at her and making us both crap our pants

Then this one started fluffing its feathers up at us

We obviously greatly offended the Turkey community!

Then it was into the big shed, where Raymond says HELLO!

In there were scary woolly goats

and chicks!

After that we wandered out into the field to play with the big animals. There's a big horse

And a couple of mini horsies

Then we met some llamas. Unfortunately, they don't have any alpacas which, as everyone knows, are much better than your bog standard llama.

They did make me run away though because I started taking the piss out of one of them's teets, so he looked like he was about to spit at me.

ARGH! Run away!!!

There was an emo donkey

and this thing, which posed like that for aaaages while Sara was faffing around taking his picture!

Then we got to say HELLO to Raymon who, by this time, was ebing taken for a walk

We made friends with some cows

And some piglets

then found a duck with the coolest hair EVER

We laughed at a peacock taunting some chickens in a cage

Then went on the swings!

That was enough animals, so it it was time for the best bit - the Cider Shop!!!

Thing is, unlimited free tastings and HUNDREDS of ciders to choose from mean that only one photo was taken! We also went in the farm shop. Red onion chutney FTW

After that, it was time for afternoon tea. Cream teas = The Sex

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!

btw... did I mention that there are chickens?

 

[Sara]

Yay! Chickens wearing Chaps!

Also, I think the photo i took of myself on the swing is possibly the greatest one of me, ever. :--D

 

[Ollie]

That hair has awesome hair.
And there's quite a few other good photos as well.
Sounds like you had an awesome day.

 

[peep]

Sounds like you had an awesome time. I want to go Middle farm now
Free cider must = win

 

[Nic]

yes, Sara, that photo of you is amazing!

Ollie, that thing did indeed have awesome hair. Not entirely sure what it was. I think it was a Honkey.

Peep, free cider definately = muchly win. Get yer arse down here!

 

[Emmett]

:lol: , 'Raymond Says Hello'.

Nice report there. Animals, swings, cider and afternoon tea sounds like a great day to me.

 

[the_missus]

Middle Farm is da bomb!!

 

[Steven]

Where is it?

 

[Ian]

^ In the middle of the country, Steven, that's why it's called Middle Farm :roll:

And cor, Vadge! You look well hot as a chipboard painted cow!

 

[Nic]

Its on the A27, just past Lewes, on the way to Eastbourne. Its between the gliding centre and Charleston house.

and erm, thanks Ian, I think.

 

[nadroJ]

Farms are epic win, as demonstrated in this TR. I enjoyed to hair-concious horses.