Hi everyone!
As you *may* have heard, on Thursday night some of us were lucky enough to be invited down to the Dungeons for the preview of their new 5D ride, Vengeance. During the event there was free food, a nice run-through of the majority of the Dungeons and the new ride, and lots of free drink…
Now, on the other press events I’ve done I’ve been banned from using a camera, so I left mine in my bag in the cloak room at the start, but, luckily, Ollie didn’t. We weren’t given any “official” photos, so I’ve stolen lots of his! Some of the photos are still mine, but, a big thanks to Ollie for about half of them... And I've just seen he's posted some of them already on this page, but, **** it.
OK, let’s get down and do this.
First of all, we had to get there, so here is AJ mincing across London Bridge to get to the Dungeons!
Where he broke his lens cap, ha, spite.
This report features the SHARD. OMG. I love the SHARD, it’s amazing.
More SHARD <3
And we approach the Dungeons…
Dungeons AND the SHARD OMG
The Dungeons are all done up to show off their new ride!
And we sex up the adverts a bit more
We got there early, what can I say…
More mincin’
And then queuing to get in!
Once we’d got in, we started the Dungeons pretty quickly, and were in the first group going round, which meant that it ran flawlessly. I’m not 100% on the layout of the Dungeons, but, we started with the Torturer and worked our way round from there, doing the Judge, the Asylum, Traitor and the Sweeney Todd show which I’m sure you’re all very familiar with…
All the actors were on their game that night – probably helped by the fact we were doing it with two celebrities! Danny Dyer…
And the curly-haired kid from Outnumbered, omg
We then got round to the actual focus of the evening, the new ride! Themed to 50 Berkeley Square, which is reportedly the most haunted house in the country (check it out here –
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Berkeley_Square) you are invited to take part in a Victorian séance in the house, but are warned that you will be armed with guns to make sure there’s not a repeat of what happened last time…
Outside you are batched into your group whilst waiting in a mock Victorian drawing room complete with cobwebs and everything you would expect in the most haunted house in England!
You are then led into the main room, where a large round platform with 25 seats in 4 rows awaits you. Made up to look like mock Victorian seats the chairs are highly detailed and look great…
And you pick up your gun, and you’re ready to go!
Now, without spoiling too much, obviously the séance does not go particularly well… The ride uses two screens, one quite large and “normal” shaped, and one that’s quite tall and thin. You spin between the two of these, but, sadly the rest of the walls are quite bland, with very little detail. Had there been some animatronics or just some details on the wall, the spinning would maybe feel more frantic and part of the ride rather than just moving you between the two screens.
Also, sadly, the screens themselves are a bit of a wasted opportunity as you are told to shoot at the screen but there are no targets and shooting the ghosts or items themselves do nothing. If something happened when you shoot the interactivity would be increased ten-fold and the ride would become instantly much better. Unfortunately, at the moment, there is no interaction and what is touted as the “fifth dimension”, falls a little flat. The ride itself is fun, the video is “child-scary” without being disturbing, but, the interactivity and lack of any other real special effects, makes it feel a bit of a wasted opportunity to really immerse the audience and create an exciting and scary experience. We were told when talking to the marketing director later that there would be some more improvements to come, so let’s see what comes of that!
OK, after the ride we finished off the tour with the new Jack the Ripper show, which basically takes the best parts of the lonnggggg section he had before and crams it into two rooms, one featuring a gross corpse…
And the other featuring the same bar scene they had before, but, with revised dialogue to add in the suspects they used to list in the autopsy scene which has been chopped (pardon the pun) for the new ride.
Then, after riding Extremis with DANNY DYER <3, it was time for…
Omg, free booze. And lots of it. Then there was lots of mincing, chatting to people in the industry, getting contacts, listening to music…
Getting head…
Modelling…
Throwing ‘em the face for a while…
And general mincing…
It was time to sashay, away.
Overall, the Dungeons put on an amazing event that was a tonne of fun. Sadly, the new ride still feels very unfinished. What they have is good, but, they really need to go a bit further with it. They need to add in some more effects and some sort of interactivity with the guns, because at the moment it is sort of just sitting there spinning between two screens… The video and vehicle are great, but, it’s not the “5D” they’re advertising it as, which is a shame, because it doesn’t need MUCH more, but, it does need more.