Post Outrageous Lies About The Person Above

[Edward M]

Doesn't like John Green or speeches

 

[Hobbes]

He isn't planning to name his child after Quentin Tarantino

 

[BBH]

Hates the coaster selection in Florida.

 

[Edward M]

Doesn't look forward to Goliath

 

[BBH]

Hates the 80's.

 

[Edward M]

^ that's actually the truth

Will miss Rajun Cajun

 

[caffeine_demon]

Joined CF in 1986

 

[Edward M]

Starred in The Planet of the Apes

 

[Hobbes]

Is not a rogue CIA agent plotting to take over Antarctica.

 

[Edward M]

Plans to murder Adam Sandler in a few minutes

 

[CookieCoasters]

Has never ridden a coaster or watched a movie in his life.

 

[Edward M]

Has only been to a few parks

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

He likes turtles.

 

[caffeine_demon]

has bright blue urine

 

[Mushroom]

Hates caffeine

 

[Edward M]

Despises Alton Towers and everything at it

 

[CookieCoasters]

Isn't called Edward

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Hates coasters and cookies

 

[Edward M]

Hates SFGAdv

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Hates Maverick