You are actually a secret government agent sent to study the behaviour patterns of coaster enthusiasts. You use the term 22 year old civilian as a cover-up.
You're **** stunning, some might say the best looking here. You have an amazing and interesting job and I wish I was your partner forever and always. You're the best ever.
You have never left the little shack that is your house except to get food and water and even then you never go more than 50 yards away so that you can make sure someone doesn't steel your priceless mud collection.
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