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Re: Thorpe Park and Florida

Colossus, supposedly, had a wrong-wheel problem which caused the deterioration. Too hard or something, so they beat up the track.
 
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Yeah, Chinese ghetto Colossus was better than actual Colossus. Maybe like Colossus was in say, 05?

Their Velocity was GROSS though. I don't remember Toverland's being too bad, but, I wasn't paying much attention.

The Dive Machine was amazing though <3
 
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Chuanlord <3

Chuanlord Holiday Manor (http://rcdb.com/9924.htm) was a 30 minute or so taxi ride from Chimelong. This is the only way to get there really, and despite us having the chinese name for the park printed out it took a team of guest services, a few taxi drivers shouting and half an hour of our lives before we were on our way. The park is in the middle of nowhere, so we knew there was a chance of being a bit stranded, but we knew we were getting creds so didn't care.


This park was a highlight of the trip and possibly the weirdest park I've EVER been to.

You have to buy an electronic card containing a certain amount of credit (hehe), although I can't remember the exact amounts. Either way, we had enough for all the creds and a couple of other rides.

We literally just ran around grabbing any cred we could see, the first being the first of MANY 'Jungle Mouse' creds.

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It was vile, but unfortunately the least putrid Jungle Mouse of the trip...


First Golden Horse Spinner Knockoff of the trip!

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This was probably the most run down spinner of the trip actually. It was also the only smaller one (all the others were slightly taller and had another 'layer' of layout if that makes sense...).


This park has two spinning coasters. The second one is for kids, and is basically an oval shape with a couple of tyre sections helping it get around. It was strange, and was playing really obscure remixes of ancient western songs.

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The surfing coasters were equally **** up. It's actually two sets of two, so four in total, but only one side of each set were open. Still, 2 creds isn't bad haha!

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They're actually like old school cafeteria seats...

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Standard powered dragon cred...

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Final cred...





The dreaded...




Disgustin...




.... LOOPING TOBOGGAN <///////////////3.


No more comments, just pictures.

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Ugh.


Moving on...


There was a LOT more here than we expected. Loads of flats, loads. Here are some pics of flats, starting with a very Chinese one which was everywhere...

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Ugh

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Ugh

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Ugh

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Ugh

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Ugh.



Knockoff Booster:

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This thing looked amazing, but I wouldn't dare. NOT in China anyway...

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Kids fishing. This was pretty gross actually...

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...dinner...

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The squids <////3

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OMG, I nearly forgot Duck Circling <3

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Throw the rings around the necks of the (real) ducks, as illustrated...

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We had a go, and failed:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we1ioFS4Jjw[/youtube]

(God I look rough).



After a REALLY long day, we still had to get back to the city, THEN get another train back to Shenzhen. No legal taxis would take us, so we walked to the nearest train station, which luckily was a huge new bullet train station randomly in the middle of nowhere near the park.

Saw this prime property on the way:

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Thanks for reading <3.

(I know the spelling and grammar is AWFUL, but it's late and the internet is being spiteful so Phuket, Thailand).
 
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At least the looping toboggan is themed...
Thanks for the reports! Keep going please!
 
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This is just awesome. Duck ring game, seriously wish we could have that at every park.
 
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I'm annoyed about Chuanlord.

It was obviously there when I was at Chimelong, but hadn't been added to rcdb back then, so I ended up at Nanhu. </3

But Crazy Coaster <3
 
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LOL! Do you win a duck if you manage to get a ring around it?
 
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^ A few people have asked me that actually.

The answer is I don't know, but I really wouldn't be suprised. Ducks are literally 10 a penny in China, and they give the fish to kids so I don't see why not...

Wish I knew, but, don't understand a phoneme of the sign <//3.


Chuanlord <3.
 
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Awesome reports so far guys, it's always more interesting to read about places you've not been to, especially Asian parks, just so quirky. I still can't get over the hoop throwing over the ducks, I think that's hilarious.
 
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What's with the fish with a headache next to the circled ducks on the sign?!
 
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Knight Valley.


Right. I'll start off by saying that I don't like this park. It's gorgeous, could be amazing, but...

1) They have hardly any rides, and half of them were spiting
2) The entrance price is far too high for what it is
3) They were supposed to get 2 X car coasters, but didn't, and they're still on the park map anyway...

Mountain Flyer is SICK though <3.


Knight Valley is in the Shenzhen area, but pretty far from the city. You need to understand that in Asia, something being on the Metro could mean that it's about 50 miles away from the city centre. Imagine if the London underground went all the way to Milton Keynes or something...

From the nearest metro station we took a taxi, and 20 minutes or so later we were sashaying through the entrance <3.

Obviously, we headed straight for the Woodie, which was up a HUGE hill. The hills were disgusting. Ben, the non smoker, ran off and left me gasping for air a few hundred feet behind. I did stop for a fag and then go and catch up, though. [/Coachtripreference]


You can see it mincing once you get up the hill...

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The station was fab, as were the two fly throughs <3

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More views from the staysh...

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The top of the first drop section:

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This is SUCH an odd coaster. It looked amazing from the construction photos, then when I first saw it in person I was slightly let down. It just... doesn't look that big or impressive.

Then you go up the lift and look behind you, and realise how **** huge it is. There's SO much just hidden in the structure or behind the terrain. It's amazing <3.

It was just ridiculously fast from the first drop to the brake run, without letting up at all. It has huge speedy sections, then towards the end goes all GCI and starts bunny hopping and twisting and shiz. It really is fantastic, and we were so happy to get on it after spending the whole summer thinking it was going to be closed (it only opened a week or so before we rocked up).

Points for spotting the cred, and double points for spotting the pair of boosters?

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Storm Force, the only other major ride in the park was spiting. This was actually really annoying because it looks fab <3.

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It just casually minces through the hotel and then...

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Spite <//3

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It's actually excessive <///3.

There was also an aviary, a powered bobsled, a crappy aquarium and a show of some discription.


Yeah, that's it from Knight Valley. Mountain Flyer was amazing, but that's clearly GCI and nothing to do with this dump really. To think we paid like TWENTY for what is essentially a one ride park...



Thanks for reading (and the comments so far)! Crappy Valley Shenzhen up next...
 
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Jake said:
Ben, the non smoker, ran off and left me gasping for air a few hundred feet behind. I did stop for a fag and then go and catch up, though. [/Coachtripreference]
hahahaha! I love you Jakey!

I'm SO glad to hear that the woodie is actually as amazing as it looks. The construction pictures were actually making me moist, but you always worry that something that looks that good is going to be disappointing in reality. I'm not going to say I'd love to go out there myself because, actually, in all honesty, I don't think I would. So in the meantime, I'm going to have to flick myself off to pictures of it, and pray that GCI find somewhere closer to home that's big, hilly, rich, and bonkers enough to build another one.
 
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Crappy Valley Shenzhen

We planned this as the last park in the Shenzhen area on the long shot off chance that the new S&S coaster would by magic, decide to open. It obviously didn't, but nobody really knew how close (or far) it was from opening so it was worth giving it a try at least.

The park was HEAVING, and they only had one train on all the coasters. We didn't turn up till lunch time, which resulted in a terrible ride count (we only just managed to get the creds in, and there were only 4 open!)...


We started with the Big Apple knockoff, which spited Adventure Island by being on a roof. Although, I don't see why such a major park would NEED to shove a cred on a roof? Whatever...

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Luckily this was walk on, unlike the Vekoma Mine Train, which we waited about an hour and a half for. Ugh.

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This was the first time we experienced the STUPID Chinese way of crowd control in queue lines. You know how on XNWO at Thorpe they don't let you queue in the main queue, but force you to wait outside and then let you through in groups? Well, they do this for all their major coasters at Happy Valley, resulting in a huge queue of people blocking the main paths of the park, standing in the heat, when there's a nice shady purpose built queue line standing empty, only for you to walk through when they let your 'train' enter. I can understand why they do this on X because it's a dark building etc, but these were just normal outdoor cattlepens that they wouldn't use. Hopefully I explained that haha, perhaps Gavin or Ben can help.

We then queued a couple of hours for the Golden Horse Spinner, which we didn't take any photos of, so I'll steal one from RCDB:

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The queue jumping was horrendus here, which set a trend for the rest of the trip. Seriously, entire families would just casually shove their way through like you're standing in their way or something. ****.

Our last ride of the day was the last cred, Kumali. If I remember correctly this was better than Kumali, but the one in Beijing was DISGUSTING? Ben?

See what I mean... When inside, there were entire queue sections just closed off...

Although I'll give them credit for ONE thing, the few sections of queueline they were using had these little benches, which were at all the Happy Valleyz:

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It was **** boiling, so we got some masculine snowcones...

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The Vekoma <////3

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(note the amazing translation <3)

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Even the reflection was offensive.

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The test seat was fab... it was actually on a random bit of transfer track <3

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Oh, here's some photos of the spiteful cred. S&S, why do you suck so much? To be fair, the guys from S&S were there all day, and were walking out of the park behind us going on about how they were playing with the launch or something. Such yanks. One of them was really hot actually <3.

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It seemed to be several track connections which were spiting, which is understandable after doing the one in Beijing at the end of the trip. Some of the transitions were REALLY brutal just a few months after it opened, so god knows how it's going to age. Anyway, more of that later...


This made us LOL on the way out <3

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As this was our last night in Shenzhen, we splashed out a quid or so on a meal.

This made me LOL...

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Ben said:
Dinner tonight was the dogs bollocks. No, really, it was dog.

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Thanks for reading! Next part will be the journey to (and touristy stuff in) Shanghai.
 
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As soon as I spot "Jake" as the last post on the forum index, I love opening it to read the report <3

And this really made me lol;
More views from the staysh...
 
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Yeah, the Kumali there was actually "really good", the one in Beijing was about as GROSS as Kumali though.

And, omg, the amazing S&S guy <3

And the blocking the queue thing was vile. They'd block off, yeah, a huge section of cattlepens, so the queue backed up outside. They'd then let that cattlepen empty, before letting in enough people to fill it. It just didn't makte any sense. They did it at Beijing as well, but, there the queues you were in were actually permanent not just... the path.
 
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Shanghai...

We were planning on getting an overnight sleeper train with beds to Shanghai to save a bit of cash, and for the experience, but they'd sold out, so we had to buy 'standing' tickets. Luckily, we stole someone elses seats, and nobody knew what to say to us as we were the only white people on the train. Totes got away with it, even if we did get stared at for TWENTY HOURS.

A seat sounds fine, but TWENTY HOURS was gross, as the toilets were leaking and there was faeces on the floor. Oh, and you could smoke. It was so ghetto, and possibly the worst TWENTY HOURS of our lives.


See the guy casually having a cig?

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I've only just noticed, the girl in the pink dress is far too fierce to be on that nail of a train, bless <3

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After a quick McMurder and a bit of getting lost, we rocked up at the apartment, which was by far the best accomodation of the trip. It was sick <3

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We were KNACKERED from the grotesque train journey, but didn't want to waste a day, we decided to run to Gonqging Forest Park (or whatever it's called). It was another Metro/Taxi job, so wasn't too bad.

The park is more of an outskirts country park with a few rides shoved in. You pay a quid or so to get into the park, then each ride is another couple of quid.

Photos are a bit thin and far between due to the fact that we ran in, got the creds and left.

REALLY dodgy Big Apple knockoff...
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Vile Jungle Mouse...

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They also had a Loopscrew, which was SO smooth. What's the catch you may ask? Well, I realised my restraint wasn't locked as we were going up the lift, so I had to cling on for dear life to the side of it. China <///3.

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The only non-coaster ride we did was the electric bobsled thing. I'd never done one before (hears screams of shock) and thought it was fab <3.

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Oh, and we saw Manila Luzon on the way out <3

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On the way back we realised we'd be changing in the 'People's Square' station, which is almost like the main central square in the city. There is also a cred here, at 'People's Park', so we grabbed it.

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+4

Next part: Happy Valley Shanghai.
 
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^ It was vile, but I'd NEVER miss a cred out of choice, even if it was a Reverchon with a 5 hour queue.

:)
 
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Jesus that train is absolutely vile.

Thank god the room you were in after that was the nicest...

You guys are mental. Actually mental.
 
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