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LOL! ^ 9/10

Knock knock?

Whos there?

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock?

Whos there?

Britney Spears , one more time. :)
 
3/10... poor :p

Did you hear Renault have released a new type of car? It's quite small; has space for two people in the front, two in the back... and also one in the boot. It's called the Renault McCann
 
^ lol. 7/10

NASTY JOKE:









Before Diana died, she had dandruff, how did they know?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
 
4/10

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''''

The second guy said, ''''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''''

Then the first guy said, ''''No -- you guys don''t understand! Chunks is my dog!"
 
2/10 really bad.

There were three monks who had never commited a single sin in their lives. The high priest said to them: "because you have never commited a crime before, you may each commit one crime, and once you have drunk the holy water, your sins will be forgiven."

The monks return. The first monk says "I robbed a bank."
The high priest sasy "drink from the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."
The second monk says "I broke into a car."
The high priest says again "drink from the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."
The third monk says "I peed in the holy water!"
 
3/10 how old are you 7?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
 
2/10
Those jokes are old now, and that one wasnt even funny. :roll:

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.

Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's

desperate so she decides to ask God for help.



She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I

don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win

the lottery."



Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.



She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my

business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."



Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.



Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my

business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.



I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You.



PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back

in order."



Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.

The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....



"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
 
6/10 chuckle.....I needed that.

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How many Africans does it take to screw in a light bulb.....?











What light bulb?
 
You didnt rate the one above you. :p
3/10 for yours anyway.

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.
 
^.10/10, LOL OMG BARACK 4 PREZ 08! LOLOLOLOLL BUSH R the SUX0RZ. USA ALL THE WAY!

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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.


"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.


Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
 
I don't really get it, Homer. Care to explain?

I also don't have any jokes but, I want to know what yorus means.

So whoever is below me, rate Homer's joke.
 
The Jewish person thinks Chinese and Japanese are the same. The Chinese person thinks Goldberg and Iceberg are the same thing (the stereotype of Jewish last names are usually "Golberg" or "Weinstein.")

You need to brush up on your stereotypes, Taylor.
 
7/10 - made me giggle a bit.
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Dude one: Will you remember me in a day?
Dude two: Yah.
Dude one: A week?
Dude two: Yeah...
Dude one: A year?
Dude two: Sure...
Dude one: Five years?
Dude two: Of course!!
Dude one: Knock knock.
Dude two: Who's there?
Dude one:YOU FORGOT ALREADY??!!?!
 
Lol. 6/10 My kinda joke!

Whats the difference between females and males?



One gets morning sickness the other gets morning stiffness.
 
4/10

There was a man and his wife, and they always went to church on a Sunday. Trouble is, the wife would always fall asleep. So the man brings a pin to stick in her every time she falls asleep. She was just nodding off when the vicar says "And who created the universe?". The man stuck the pin into the wife's leg, and she screams "God Almighty!". She fell asleep again when the vicar says "What was the Messiah's name?". The man used the pin again, and the wife says "Jesus Christ!". She fell asleep one more time and the vicar says, "What was the last thing Eve says after she and Adam had their last baby?". The man sticks the needle into her leg one more time, and she says "If you stick that thing into me one more time, I am going to snap it in half!"
 
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