Re: Rock 'n Rollercoasters IV - PBB - 15/09/12 trip reports
It must be the sea air because whenever we get together at Blackpool, it's the most silliest of times. The fountain jokes never get old (well, imo anyway), the ride line up and routine rarely changes, the old jokes are recycled, yet somehow it all mashes together to form one of my CF yearly highlights. (Tbh, I'm actually warming to the annual Blackpool trip as my fave over GF...)
Only four people turned up in costume which was a bit of a disappointment. Perhaps it was a crap theme or not many people could be arsed. Never mind. Well done to Rebel who came third, Scarlet who came 2nd and Maddie who came first. Jordan won Big John's Sack of Shiiiiiite booby prize for dressing up as Any Winehouse from a 1997 guest appearance she made in The Fast Show.
Rides were referred to by colour. Orange, Blue, Grey, White etc. There was some confusion regarding Blue because two coasters are blue, but I think Blue was mainly Zipper Dipper, because Infusion was Inbluesion or something crap like that.
Two of the biggest LOL moments were found in The River Caves. First up was Scarlet wearing rubber gloves and cleaning the window ledges. The old boy actually cleaning the ledges seemed rather confused! The other was the Hitler rock with wobbly eyes...
The queues were horrible, which caused us a lot of walking to one ride, deciding the queue was too long, rolling yes and then walking to another one. Either the £20 wristbands or the new Nickelodeon Land is really pulling in the punters. Before when Orange was known as Rollercoaster, it never had a 45-1hr long queue... Anyway, we settled on The Big One's hour long queue which passed relatively quickly as they do at Lives. Funnily enough, reading Gavin's comments in the now locked topic, I didn't see Richard Rodriquez on the ride during our queue and ride time... It was great to see a full CF takeover train though!
Mysterious Sue was the last to find her way out of the Maze, which was unsurprising but it meant we could all have a sit down. Although she arrived seconds after Alan went to look for her!
The Avalanche queue was passed by googling font terminology (yes...really....), coming up with ride BBC TV show names and poking Nicky. Funnily enough, poking Nicky was the least satisfying
I couldn't be arsed with Valhalla (didn't want to get scabby ear wet), but it made me warm inside to see a fat boat. Talking of which, Paul says thanks for making him feel welcome. He really enjoyed Valhalla and the Wild Mouse. He also can't stop saying the word "burdenous". After Valhalla, I gave the three prizes for the badge comp - Rebel, Tash and Colossus (Nick) were the winners.
The speedy pass thing really cheeses me off on the Nash. It's fine on all other rides, but annoying on the Nash. Twice we tried to queue up evenly so we could race but Speedy Pass holders screwed up the left (as you enter) queue meaning the group was split. Talking of the Nash, it's still as fun and violent as ever. During the last ride of the day, it was whipping around the corners and down the back-bruising dips. How I love it!
That's all I can think of right now. Thanks to Big John for the shepherding act . Big thumbs up to everybody else for attending and making me smile