Probably not small-news in the scheme of things, but Di$ney have announed their replacements for FastPass etc at the US parks ; App-based "Genie" and "Lightning Lane" queues. Hmmm.
We’re almost ready to let Disney Genie out of the lamp! Coming this fall to Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland Resort, Disney Genie is a complimentary and convenient new digital service designed to create your best Disney day.
disneyparks.disney.go.com
This is a strange / curious change. It sounds a lot like they are incorporating the sort of day planning that Touring Plans has historically offered. Then adding a fast pass option onto that, but from the blurb it’s hard to understand how it will work in practice.
I did enjoy rinsing the fast pass tricks and tips at Disneyworld, in the sense that you could play the game and make every ride a walk on, but it did require an awful lot of addictive ‘being on your phone’ / cancelling and rebooking etc, which took away all of the ambling fun that makes park visits relaxed and special. Plus the absurd ‘constantly refresh your phone to get time slots months in advance’, was absolutely ridiculous. It was like this OCD game of: “just how well can you engineer the rules in your favour?”
The most common trick was really counterintuitive; if you had 3 fast pass slots to book, which could only be booked one hour apart each, it was more time-economic to massively spread them out at first, but then constantly refresh to get earlier time slots in between the hour windows you had already booked. So you just walk around the park refreshing like a madman. And you could see dozens and dozens of people doing the very same thing, all around you.
I think the very most ridiculous thing I did was book a single night stay in a cheap Disney hotel, just to collect the wrist bands and get earlier access to the fast pass bookings in the preceding months for my whole 2 week visit. Got the wrist bands at the check in desk for my family and literally handed the room keys straight back to them. It was absolutely bonkers how far people were going with it.
This new system will hopefully cut all of that ‘game the system’ BS, even the playing field and keep things simple for everyone (to the collective mutual benefit), but who knows.
I dislike that they have named it after the genie though. Seems a little poorly thought through to blight a popular character with such an association.