Jason Voorhees
Hyper Poster
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because it slipped out of his hand.
Because it slipped out of his hand.
The offical anti-joke thread.
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Jordanovichy
Credit Whore 2016
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Because it was dead.
Jordanovichy
Credit Whore 2016
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
^^erm this isn't an anti joke cause its **** hilarious! hehehe
Peer pressure.
^^erm this isn't an anti joke cause its **** hilarious! hehehe
caffeine_demon
Strata Poster
why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
It was shot by a poacher!
It was shot by a poacher!
Hate to break the monkey streak, but...
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
Hey, we're both lawyers
Friends are like penguins; you stab them in the face, they die
Why was the clown crying?
His family got shot
Why was the dentist sad?
He got all his teeth knocked out
Why did Susie fall off the swings?
She got hit with a refrigerator
Why did Sally fall off of the swings?
She had no arms
Why couldn't she get back up?
She had no legs
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm?
Finding half a worm
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
Hey, we're both lawyers
Friends are like penguins; you stab them in the face, they die
Why was the clown crying?
His family got shot
Why was the dentist sad?
He got all his teeth knocked out
Why did Susie fall off the swings?
She got hit with a refrigerator
Why did Sally fall off of the swings?
She had no arms
Why couldn't she get back up?
She had no legs
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm?
Finding half a worm
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
PeskyTrimBrake
Hyper Poster
Why did little Johnny break all his toys?
He was schizophrenic. He also burned down a school.
He was schizophrenic. He also burned down a school.
Jordanovichy
Credit Whore 2016
^^oh. my. god.
Dear Santa, send me a brother.
With love,
Little Johnny.
Dear Little Johnny, send me your mother.
With love,
Santa.
Dear Santa, send me a brother.
With love,
Little Johnny.
Dear Little Johnny, send me your mother.
With love,
Santa.
caffeine_demon
Strata Poster
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a bar. They have a few drinks, go home and have an uneventful day at work the next day.
GuyWithAStick
Captain Basic
What would George Washington do if he was alive today?
Bang and claw at the top of his coffin.
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Bang and claw at the top of his coffin.
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GuyWithAStick
Captain Basic
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, thus unable to feel emotions, like fear.
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
Why was the boy sad?
A frog was stapled to his face.
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, thus unable to feel emotions, like fear.
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
Why was the boy sad?
A frog was stapled to his face.