Um, in case you haven't noticed, the entire country is getting involved in this wedding. Tat is being sold all over the place, and millions and millions of people are making plans... I have plans for what I'm doing for it, and I aint the elite upper guard.
And btw, my university has exams as well... Big, nasty third year ones. And no, my university is in no way an easy one. We're top ten.
The only person that's going to be spited by your negative attitude to this is you. It's a day off and a massive party to celebrate a historical institute which still retains some unique Britishness in these modern times, whilst RAKING us money in...? What is actually wrong with that? Miserable person...