Finally managed to get on The Smiler! Right...
I've always looked at The Smiler to be Altons answer to 'Colossus', but this isn't the case, I think The Smiler is a really great coaster. Visually, the layout looks insane, watching the trains duel each other around the track is a huge delight to me, the controvercial 'Spider' structure is actually a unique yet bizarre theming element and the industrial look of the area, whilst bland, fits nicely! The station exterior however, could look a lot better. Inside the station looks pretty cool actually, I found staring into the 3D 'illusions' a nice way to pass time.
The ride experience itself I really enjoyed, I didn't find it rough, just a little shakey in places. The indoor section, while it wasn't particularly needed, was a nice brief warm-up before the insanity. The twisting drops actually remind me of Nemesis' drop and corkscrew element, you pick up some surprising speed before plummeting through inversion after inversion. I was worried I'd have to hold back the vomit on this one too, but it was more pleasurable than nauseating. I felt some rather intense forces at the bottom of elements, not on the same calibre as Nemesis, but enough to pull my head towards the floor. And the air-time hills were a pleasant surprise!
It does have its flaws however. The restraints are one of the biggest problems, nothing worse than being pinned into your seat on a coaster, I felt really restricted in comparison to Nemesis/Oblivions restraints, it killed all potential air-time/hang-time throughout the layout. Yeah, it could've really benefitted with a bit of slack on the restraints. I also found the layout extremely repetetive, the second half felt nearly identical to the first half, a different drop would've been nice! But really, thats all I have negative to say about it!
To me, this is Alton Towers saying '**** you' to everyone who thinks Nemesis, Oblivion, Air and Rita are short, and to a certain extent, us enthusiasts who think they haven't built a decent Rollercoaster since 2002. Seriously though, this is the best addition to the park since then! Give us wood next Alton!
8/10