The translate game

[Tom]

Step 1: Go to this website:
http://www.translate.google.com

Step 2: Choose a phrase and tell us what it is.

Step 3: Translate it into Arabic, then translate that into Japanese then into Hebrew, then into Greek, then into Turkish and then back to English.

Step 4: Post the final phrase here and see how ridiculous it is.

Example: The umbrella costs £12 and comes with a free coat.

Turns into: Weight £12 and the cost of housing and jacket.

Your go...

 

[Ollie]

Edit: Oops. Wrong topic.

 

[Martyn H]

The best bit of Blink is when they're trying to get into the TARDIS and the lights start playing up.

Is this a fail? Wrong topic Oliver?

 

[jayjay]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

turned into...

We have to blow the bloody doors

Damnit, no humour.

 

[Tom]

I've got the best one!

These are the forgeries of jealousy

becomes...

Is it that you are keen on fake

 

[Slash]

"I have a large schlong"

turns into

"We have a large penis"

 

[Rush]

'My spoon is too big.'

Goes to:

'This is a very large spoon.'

 

[Mike]

"If I won the lottery, I would be ecstatic."

Translates to...

"If I won the lottery, I would be ecstatic."

Not a bad translator...

 

[Kebab]

I had my salad with seven cats which all had a large penis

to

Power to each of my seven cats penis I have a lot

:lol:

 

[Steven]

"My word thats imaging a huge coaster," I screamed.

to

My Koster photos big words "that." I cried

???

 

[ciallkennett]

I named my gigantic cock Ciall, after myself

to

I am a big name for himself Ciall

:lol:

 

[CMonster]

"Wow this ride is very big" turned into "Received a large gold!"

???

 

[The Grape Wizard]

The big ride ate the dust

into...

The big ride ate the dust

 

[Harvey]

My name is Harvey North and I drive a Volvo.

End result:

My name is Harvey and leading Volvo in North

Smooth.

 

[10ryansmith]

"Son of Beast needs to be burned"

turns into

"This monster must be burned boy"

That is reasonably. Being 'son' and 'boy'

 

[Anonymous]

"Oh my that's a big ride" turned into "this popular"...I feel like maybe I didn't do this right!

 

[jokerman]

"I'm eating a delicious ham sandwich" becomes "I start with a nice ham sandwich".

I've seen better.

 

[Jools]

I love Flamingo Land turned into:
I love Flamingos of the earth

 

[Anac0nda]

Great rollercoasters come around only once a year.
--
Rollercoasters and large, once a year.

 

[Blaze]

You are ugly and I hate you, go and die!
Becomes
I was bad, but I, I hate you to death!