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Ian

Ian

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Jordan and I were texting earlier and we started talking about the Alton Towers Monopoly game. In the game, the Chance and Community Chest cards are specific to the park, for example;" You have been caught smoking in a non-designated smoking area, pay £15 fine."

Just for LOLs, what funny yet realistic Monopoly cards can you think up?

I'll kick off with:

"A shop assistant forgot to ask if you're having a nice day. Report him to guest services and get a 1 month extension on your annual pass."

"You forgot to buy your parking token. The next player must miss a turn whilst you call over an attendant."

"You just rode a Gerstlauer Eurofighter. Miss a turn until the pain killers kick in."

"You can't find a BOGOF buddy for your trip to Alton Towers. Pay the banker £48."
 
Haha, this is a brilliant topic. I love the last one.

"Someone just threw up on you, miss your next turn while you fight with guest services to get a clean top"
 
You have to answer a call of nature, Miss a turn while Joey tells you how disgusting you are

You buy a new merlin global pass, go directly to the loony bin
 
Someone just threw up on your seat on the Smlier, miss a turn while it's being cleaned.
Air is currently experiencing technical difficulties, miss a turn while you walk to one of the other 50 other attractions in the park.
 
This Disneyland Ride is currently closed for refurbishment, miss a turn and feeeeeel the magic.
 
Re: RE: Theme park Monopoly cards

Six Flags Magic Mountain is running with three trains on all attractions. Advance to nearest unowned property and pay half the price, if none available advance to go and collect $400.
 
Haha, brilliant topic!

You get stuck in your wheelchair on It's a Small World. Successfully sue Disney. Recieve US$8,000.

Get a free hot chocolate with your annual pass. Miss a go while you wait in a huge queue and your friends ride without you.

Refused the Go-Gator cred. No penalty, just the deep and embarassing shame and knowledge that you should probably be doing something else with your life by now.

You travel 500 miles but the cred is SBNO. Miss two turns and pay £150 to the bank in wasted travel fees.

Attend a CF Live. Pay no fees and have the time of your life. Advance to go (but only if you sashay there).

Your restraint fails. You're out of the game.
 
You race around spilling water everywhere in a new machine. Pay Amanda Thompson £50.

You say "Why does it have to be in China?" in a construction topic. Pay £100 for being so **** ing predictable.

You ride an Intamin airtime machine, forgetting that you have no legs. Game over.

You argue with a ride op about your child's height. Next three people miss a turn.
 
Spot a T-Shirt you like in the gift shop, pay the banker £25.

You enter Flamingo Land, miss a go while you have a bad day and pay the banker £50.

Watch Amanda's amazing fountain show, receive £100.

You see a new machine at the Pleasure Beach with Amanda shouting at the person controlling it. Receive £250
 
gavin said:
You ride an Intamin airtime machine, forgetting that you have no legs. Game over.
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This is wonderful.
 
Cedar Point only has a 15 minutes wait on all attractions all day. All players collect $200

You rode a Vekoma SLC. What were you thinking? Go to Jail.

You decided to buy preferred parking. Pay the banker $25

You lost your kid in Planet Snoopy. Go back 5 spaces.

SkyRush made your legs hurt. Lose a turn while you massage them.

You made it to a 2 hr ERT! Advance to Go and collect $200

You got stuck on an Arrow Dynamics Custom Looper! Miss 3 turns while the Six Flags employees try to figure out what the heck is going on.

You ate a funnel cake at Kings Dominion and now really have to use the bathroom. Skip a turn.

You got on a kiddie coaster without a kid and didn't get weird looks! Credit successfully gained. Gain $10 from each player.

You lost your season pass. Go back 10 spaces while you retrace your steps.

It's the beginning of the day at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Run straight to X2. Advance 3 spaces.

You planned a trip to ride the polar coaster, however when you got there it wasn't built yet. Lose $150.

You are the 1 millionth rider on Gatekeeper! Advance to Go, collect $200.

You pulled off a National Lampoons Vacation at Walley World. Give $50 to each of your opponents for dragging them on this horrible trip.

You got to try Dollywood's cinnamon bread. Gain $10.

Somehow you got stuck upside down on a coaster, even though it is physically impossible. You then lose all blood in your head and die. Game over.

China is adding another Chinese Knock Off coaster! All members lose $50.

You ask for a cup of water at a theme park, and they give you a tiny plastic cup. Lose a turn while you complain to the park manager.
 
gavin said:
You race around spilling water everywhere in a new machine. Pay Amanda Thompson £50.
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Hahaha, actual proper LOL! =D>

"You turn up to Gullivers without a child. Go back to the start."

"You queue jump at Thorpe Park. Laugh and move forward three spaces whilst the security guards do nothing."

"You try to buy some food at Burger King or KFC at Thorpe Park. Miss two turns whilst you try to understand the server."
 
"You use a secret short-cut in Alton Towers, move forward two spaces!"

"You get lost whilst using a secret short-cut in Alton Towers, miss a go whilst wandering around lost in the gardens"
 
The fire effect went off whilst you were riding The Swarm, claim £50.

Your gun is not working on Tomb Blaster, go back 3 spaces.

There's a crowd of lollygagging teenagers blocking access to the cages for loose articles. Skip 2 turns whilst you wait for them to disperse.

Pay £200 for knee surgery after riding The Ultimate.

You bought an ORP then carried it onto a water ride, throw £7 down the drain.

For visiting Flamingo Land, go directly to jail. Do not pass Lightwater Valley. Do not collect any creds.
 
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