witchfinder
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The most disappointing thing so far is that we haven't heard what @Matt N and @Nicky Borrill think about the layout yet - they've dominated this thread for days in the run up to the site going live and now all is quiet
I think this is the earliest thing joke has been made before a ride is set to open - congrats!Looks slow.
I think there's confusion about what a "fact" is here.We know for a fact it's a Mack.
I love it… I’m a little disappointed with the length, but hopeful that will mean excellent pacing and throughput. Surprised they haven’t used more of the land to the south east… Not even gone as far as loggers by the looks of it. Though I’m sure they have their reasons and that suggests a B&M was always out of the question (as I suspected.)The most disappointing thing so far is that we haven't heard what @Matt N and @Nicky Borrill think about the layout yet - they've dominated this thread for days in the run up to the site going live and now all is quiet
@Nicky Borrill No more than a few hours and I imagine the YouTubers are already working on one...I'm sure that someone will beat me to it, but i'll try to do a "mack"-up on Planet Coaster tonight once i'm home from work and upload a video.
How is this layout half assed? It is one of the most unique and creative hyper layouts ever, and other than the record breaking inversion which would still be great, it is not gimmicky at all.Eh.
Now that I'm looking at the images on a bigger screen, the layout looks like it's got a bit more potential than it appeared to at first glance on my phone. It's certainly looking like it's got the potential to be the best ride that's been installed at a UK Merlin park since they took over from Tussauds. That's still damning with faint praise, though. It's still typically Merlin; A half-assed, compromised, gimmicky layout, in place of something that could have been absolutely spectacular.
There's a reason I wasn't psyched up for this announcement. It's better than I expected it to be, but as usual, it looks like the UK is once again getting lumbered with the crippled version of a ride, whilst the good ones get built elsewhere. I'll ride it, I'll probably have fun doing so, certainly more so that whatever monstrosity they're building at Chessington, but this isn't going to be a reason to keep going back to Thorpe on a regular basis in years to come. If I have to travel the distance, and stay overnight, I'd probably rather go abroad instead. That's where you find the versions that aren't half-assed, compromised gimmicks.
As for the whole "at least we're getting something" comments that keep getting dragged out whenever Merlin cut corners, this is the reason we don't get nice things. Once Merlin build the poor version of something, we're never getting a good one. No good multi-loopers, no solid family gems, no world class woodies. Box ticked, move on. They can absolutely do better, and we should be getting better.
It's certainly unique. Unfortunately, we've already figured out many of the things that make coasters great. This coaster doesn't do many of them in it's relatively short layout. Unique is not the same as good. The gimmicks are basically "it's taller", and "it's weird". I'll take "smaller, but really good" over both of those, but I honestly don't expect we'll see a solid conventional ride from Merlin in my lifetime.How is this layout half assed? It is one of the most unique and creative hyper layouts ever, and other than the record breaking inversion which would still be great, it is not gimmicky at all.