Three Word Story II

[Xpress]

"AWAY MUTANT REPTILIANS

 

[Karen]

Leave my pizza

 

[silenthillXD]

Or be penetrated

 

[bazpa]

by Ian's Bell

 

[silenthillXD]

and get covered

 

[bazpa]

with a creamy

 

[william]

decaf expresso coffee

 

[Xpress]

. Ian banned someone

 

[silenthillXD]

random members and

 

[william]

started laughing in

 

[Xpress]

hysteria as CMonster

 

[Karen]

drank the expresso

 

[Slash]

Of doom, then he forgot about the three word rule as he was pissed out of his head and decided to write an entire essay on how fun the game was... in Limerick form.

There once was a story on CF,
that got so boring i left.
I came back with a to,do,
Couldn't give a flying poo,
And decided to post something crappy.

The crap i decided was easy,
it flowed into my mind rather freely.
I sat here with pride,
at how this lymeric hadn't died,
and used it as if i was tipsy.

I then decided to end,
forget how i'd been a bell end.
With all the comotion,
I used a forward motion,
and decided to submit was the best.

EDIT: Oh yeah, three words.

Of doom, then

(to make this post not completely spammy :lol

 

[nealbie]

So which 3 words am I using?

(Oh, you editing fiend!)

....died of hemorrhaging....

 

[Xpress]

. Slash played stupid.

 

[william]

and ran away

 

[Karen]

^yawn^

vomited all over

 

[Mark]

the giant panda

 

[Xpress]

Karen just ate

 

[A-Kid]

a tiny little