Three Word Story II

[bazpa]

Each pie contained

 

[mcgoughchris]

One million dollars

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

to smother a

 

[GuyWithAStick]

puppy that was

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

rubbing the floor

 

[GuyWithAStick]

with a giant

 

[mcgoughchris]

Ten inch banana

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

to pelvet thrust

 

[mcgoughchris]

Until david hasselhoff

 

[jj23w]

Kills your mum

 

[mcgoughchris]

Using a cheeseburger

 

[GuyWithAStick]

that tasted like

 

[mcgoughchris]

Horse meat because

 

[jj23w]

Someone had shat

 

[mcgoughchris]

On JJ23W's mam

 

[bazpa]

while she was

 

[GuyWithAStick]

In need of

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

A new sandwich

 

[mcgoughchris]

Filled with special

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Sriracha sauce that