Jarrett
Most Obnoxious Member 2016
With summer starting soon, I know a lot of water parks are getting ready to open their doors on Memorial Day weekend. While this is COASTERForce, I know a huge part of the amusement industry is the water park market, and while I'll take a day at a theme park over a day at a water park any day, I have been to a few and I do have my favorites. I was wondering if anybody else was the same way.
I may not be the best person to answer this, however. I don't do well with heights for the most part (the issue here is the climb up some of those towers) and I'm claustrophobic to the point where I can't do any enclosed body slides unless they're freefall slides. For this reason, any of the "Pipeline Peak" style slides I will do anything to get out of riding, and I can rarely bring myself to do a freefall slide (Fire Tower Falls, Cliffhanger, those types). But I do have a top 10.
Top 10 Slides
10. Humunga Kowabunga @ Typhoon Lagoon
9. Rippling Rhino @ Kalahari Sandusky
8. Dragon's Den @ Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe
7. The Butterfly @ Dollywood's Splash Country
6. Double Barrel Blast @ Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe
5. Python Plunge @ Zoombezi Bay
4. Victoria Falls @ Kalahari Sandusky
3. Dragon's Tail @ White Water Atlanta
2. Zip Coaster @ Kalahari Sandusky
1. Dr. Von Dark's Tunnel of Terror @ Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe
Top 5 Water Parks
5. Dollywood's Splash Country- Having a water park set against the backdrop of the smokies that uses the mountainous landscape to its advantage just feels inviting, and I was actually surprised that the water wasn't that cold. The only thing I wish they could do was to theme it just a bit more, put it on par with Dollywood and they would have a park that rivaled Blizzard Beach.
4. Zoombezi Bay- The thing I like about Zoombezi Bay is how most of the slides are all concentrated to about three different towers, so from afar it just looks like a few towers with colorful tubes twisting in all directions from them. And there's a theme park right next to it...and I still need the cred there.
3. Typhoon Lagoon- By far the best themed waterpark I've been to! I love how they have everything centered around Mount Mayday, the wave pool is by far the best at any park I've been to, the lazy river is great how it runs through the jungle-like Floridian foliage, I like how the slides all use Mount Mayday as a backdrop and sort of slide down it. I haven't even ridden Crush 'n Gusher, so if we somehow go back and I get to ride it, that slide alone could put this as my favorite, because it's pretty close.
2. Kalahari Sandusky- I love how well-themed their waterpark is and their slide lineup is really great. I like the good capacity on their flowriders and how some of the slides go outside of the building. Zip Coaster is SICK and I love how you get airborne on it sometimes.
1. Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe- The slide lineup here is great, the landscaping is great, and I love how they used the hills as slide towers for some rides to keep you from having to climb a structure. Plus, Dragon's Den and Tunnel of Terror are themed! Not to mention it's near a really nice business-y part of Greensboro where you can stay.
Least Favorite Water Parks
3. Water Works at Kings Dominion- I can't say I didn't see a slide around that I hadn't ridden before, it's stupidly laid out, and it was pretty much a confusing concrete jungle. Plus, at the top of a slide, there was lightning in the area and they had to shut it down, and the way they decided to communicate that information to the people at the bottom that needed to leave was "just yell down at them and have fun." No speaker, no megaphone, no PA system, nothing.
2. Boomerang Bay at Carowinds- I loved Kings Island's water park as boomerang bay, but the one at Carowinds is horrible. In 2009 it was so hot that you couldn't walk on the pavement without it nearly burning your feet...the blacktop might have had something to do with it! And don't even get me started on the crappy lineup of slides, though the new one might change that. It's themed horribly, the rides are boring, it's a sweltering concrete maze...sounds like pretty much all of Carowinds!
1. [LEAST FAVORITE] White Water Atlanta- This park was so rude! Rude lifeguards yelled at my ten-year old sister, people jumping line, somebody got her tube and just shoved through my family with no "sorry" or "excuse me," not to mention the lack of theming.
So what are your favorite water slides and favorite parks?
I may not be the best person to answer this, however. I don't do well with heights for the most part (the issue here is the climb up some of those towers) and I'm claustrophobic to the point where I can't do any enclosed body slides unless they're freefall slides. For this reason, any of the "Pipeline Peak" style slides I will do anything to get out of riding, and I can rarely bring myself to do a freefall slide (Fire Tower Falls, Cliffhanger, those types). But I do have a top 10.
Top 10 Slides
10. Humunga Kowabunga @ Typhoon Lagoon
9. Rippling Rhino @ Kalahari Sandusky
8. Dragon's Den @ Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe
7. The Butterfly @ Dollywood's Splash Country
6. Double Barrel Blast @ Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe
5. Python Plunge @ Zoombezi Bay
4. Victoria Falls @ Kalahari Sandusky
3. Dragon's Tail @ White Water Atlanta
2. Zip Coaster @ Kalahari Sandusky
1. Dr. Von Dark's Tunnel of Terror @ Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe
Top 5 Water Parks
5. Dollywood's Splash Country- Having a water park set against the backdrop of the smokies that uses the mountainous landscape to its advantage just feels inviting, and I was actually surprised that the water wasn't that cold. The only thing I wish they could do was to theme it just a bit more, put it on par with Dollywood and they would have a park that rivaled Blizzard Beach.
4. Zoombezi Bay- The thing I like about Zoombezi Bay is how most of the slides are all concentrated to about three different towers, so from afar it just looks like a few towers with colorful tubes twisting in all directions from them. And there's a theme park right next to it...and I still need the cred there.
3. Typhoon Lagoon- By far the best themed waterpark I've been to! I love how they have everything centered around Mount Mayday, the wave pool is by far the best at any park I've been to, the lazy river is great how it runs through the jungle-like Floridian foliage, I like how the slides all use Mount Mayday as a backdrop and sort of slide down it. I haven't even ridden Crush 'n Gusher, so if we somehow go back and I get to ride it, that slide alone could put this as my favorite, because it's pretty close.
2. Kalahari Sandusky- I love how well-themed their waterpark is and their slide lineup is really great. I like the good capacity on their flowriders and how some of the slides go outside of the building. Zip Coaster is SICK and I love how you get airborne on it sometimes.
1. Wet 'n Wild Emerald Pointe- The slide lineup here is great, the landscaping is great, and I love how they used the hills as slide towers for some rides to keep you from having to climb a structure. Plus, Dragon's Den and Tunnel of Terror are themed! Not to mention it's near a really nice business-y part of Greensboro where you can stay.
Least Favorite Water Parks
3. Water Works at Kings Dominion- I can't say I didn't see a slide around that I hadn't ridden before, it's stupidly laid out, and it was pretty much a confusing concrete jungle. Plus, at the top of a slide, there was lightning in the area and they had to shut it down, and the way they decided to communicate that information to the people at the bottom that needed to leave was "just yell down at them and have fun." No speaker, no megaphone, no PA system, nothing.
2. Boomerang Bay at Carowinds- I loved Kings Island's water park as boomerang bay, but the one at Carowinds is horrible. In 2009 it was so hot that you couldn't walk on the pavement without it nearly burning your feet...the blacktop might have had something to do with it! And don't even get me started on the crappy lineup of slides, though the new one might change that. It's themed horribly, the rides are boring, it's a sweltering concrete maze...sounds like pretty much all of Carowinds!
1. [LEAST FAVORITE] White Water Atlanta- This park was so rude! Rude lifeguards yelled at my ten-year old sister, people jumping line, somebody got her tube and just shoved through my family with no "sorry" or "excuse me," not to mention the lack of theming.
So what are your favorite water slides and favorite parks?