I feel all low-brow posting this after Lucy
Anyway,
Needful Things by Stephen King.
I used to love this book in my youth. Obviously I have developed taste in the mean time.
This is clearly when King is going through his worse period. Poorly written, shallow characters and not much in the way of story. I think pretty much most things from this point were dross, with the exception of The Green Mile (can anyone think of a blindingly good King book after about 1992?)
I think I loved it the first time as it rounded off the Castle Rock stories he'd been pumping out that I'd been following (Castle Rock is a town in Maine King uses as a back drop for a lot of his books and stories).
However, I'm still dragged into it, but I hate myself for enjoying it - it really is poor stuff. Been years since I read too.
For those interested (I'm thinking due to the simplicity of writing and plot, Taylor
) - it's about a new shop that opens in Castle Rock. The proprietor seems to have something that everyone needs in their heart, and the price in dollars is cheap, but the cost of your soul may be considerably higher