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Which ride evokes the most swearing?

I'm gonna have to say King Solomon's Mine at Pleasureland Southport, it made me swear and my sister cry.. but it's gone now..... GOOD. That thing was painful!

Currently in operation, I'll stick on the same theme and go for Wild Mouse at Blackpool, however I LOVE this ride and I didn't find it too rough, it was curse inducing purely due to the fact it's so bloody scary!
 
billybobjoebob said:
I can't believe El Toro hasn't been mentioned yet!
I was going to mention it, just because almost every video I've filmed on it has someone swearing. :lol:
 
^What... like this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx13UhpIiqo[/youtube]

:p
 
Colossus for me. The amount of headbanging is so intense, I can't help it. Oh, and those inline twists. I say a rude word, and my friend always says "Ole!". It's all good.
 
^Care to join me at the Prater in Vienna, Austria in September?

SO happy I didn't ride the starflyer there! I rode the small one at Martin's Fantasy Island and I was terrified.

I'd say any SLC for me, especially the one at Wonderland! Drop Towers can sometimes do it as well.
 
Snoo said:
The Villain at Geauga Lake. Ow is an understatement.
Ha! Beatings Served Daily. :razz:

TTD and X2 are probably my two biggest, as both involved vaulting your body and could probably go down as some form of rape.
 
^ OMG I second that. When I rode it, I fell so far up into the seat that the restraint was at my neck. It was so unexpected and terrifying :p .
 
ECG said:
billybobjoebob said:
I can't believe El Toro hasn't been mentioned yet!
I was going to mention it, just because almost every video I've filmed on it has someone swearing. :lol:

I cursed like a drunken sailor on that one! The airtime was just unbelievably good.. like nothing else I've ever ridden. That hill going into the tight figure-8 section on the back half just slayed me every single time.

Also picked up a couple creds on the Jersey shore boardwalk this week which had me cursing and fearing my own imminent death for the duration of the ride.

http://www.rcdb.com/1477.htm
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http://rcdb.com/401.htm
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madhjsp said:
Also picked up a couple creds on the Jersey shore boardwalk this week which had me cursing and fearing my own imminent death for the duration of the ride.

http://www.rcdb.com/1477.htm
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http://rcdb.com/401.htm
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I picked these up last week, the one at the top especially had me cursing on every corner.

Also on the list, El Toro and Skyrush. They both get me going pretty well, More El Toro than Skyrush.
 
I'll second Tay's call of all SLCs. If only now because they will be forever associated with the phrase "It's faaaaaaaakin shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" thanks to Jordan and Blue Tornado <3

I also agree with mentions of T'Ultimate. The combination of crippling pain, impending death, and pure pleasure always results in a sweary tirade.

I also have to agree with Sue saying Starfliers, if only because she heard how much I was also swearing the day we went on Plopsaland's.
 
Kebab said:
Pleasure Beach's Wild Mouse. Oh my God! :shock:

-too true! So many violent jolts, and those ill-fitting seat belts don't help matters. Should be re-themed the Danger Mouse!
 
It's a toss up between X2 and TTD.

X2 was a more prolonged slew of curse words, while TTD had me cursing faster than some punk ass ghetto rapper.
 
X2 always gets me, Tatsu's pretzel loop as well. The one that gets the most from me is Texas Giant, especially after getting hit in the eye with a hat on the drop. Those two are guarantees though.
 
Oh yeah, I think there was probably quite a lot of swearing on X from me too. It's the only coaster I remember going on (certainly in recent years, anyway) where I was actually scared. That's the main reason its still my #1.

Bring on X2 <3
 
That final little drop on the Wild Mouse at Blackpool, on my first ever ride, lots of swearing. Has to be one of the best moments on a coaster, and its only like a 5ft drop!
 
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