- When you make an account for your cat...
(knowing that if other members did the same, they would have been banned for eternity)
- When you speak in forum code
- When the only time you leave your computer, is when you ride coasters (excluding kiddies, as it's possible to sit with a laptop on them)
- When you post live trip reports
- When you have your own database over CF-members
- When you know the URL for every single page on CF
- When you change your name to correspond with your username
- When your profile is updated twice every hour
- When our profile info is printed in your passport
- When you say "img src=http://www.coasterforce.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_censored.gif" instead of swearing
- When there is a topic in Mods Only with your name in the title
- When you regulary get PMs from mods, telling you to get a life
- When all your friends and family know who Ian is
- When you print out the CF Newsletter and hand it out to people on the street
- When you spend nights f5-ing the "Who is online" page waiting for signs of new posts
- When you consider logging of to be on par with suicide when it comes to self-harming
- When you make a list, with boxes to tick off, from the posts in this topic