Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[CrashCoaster]

Why didn't you give an answer?

Why is Bert2theSpark so cocky?

 

[X: Uknown]

Because Hamburger Helper.

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Coaster Kate]

Who, who, whowhowho

How many dogs were there?

 

[CrashCoaster]

Who, who, whowhowho

Why did John Wardley design Nemesis?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Werner Stengel designed Nemesis.

Guess what?

 

[CrashCoaster]

What?

Is Shawn Sanbrooke overrated?

 

[caffeine_demon]

who?

wanna see what's in my mouth?

 

[Coaster Kate]

Close your eyes then.

If a tree falls in a Forrest and no one is around to hear it. Does it still make a tree?

 

[CrashCoaster]

Is tree in a forest?

Wanna guess what's in my wardrobe?

 

[X: Uknown]

Your mom.

Why am I on fire?

 

[CrashCoaster]

Because you drank too much water.

Why am I a ghost?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Chicken butt.

Did it come home?

 

[CrashCoaster]

Yes. To France.

Will it go home to France or Croatia?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

The USA.

How has your birthday been?

 

[Coaster Kate]

Terrible. It's your birthday not mine.
Why isn't it my birthday?

 

[jay37415]

Because you forgot to feed the dog.

what is your favorite smell?

 

[CrashCoaster]

The queen.

Who is Donald Trump?

 

[Coaster Kate]

A bad smell.

Why is the moon cheese but the sun not a cracker?

 

[caffeine_demon]

because it's a giant soufle!

is the sun souffle Lemon or cheese flavoured?

 

[kenny cook]

Trick question, the color purple

Does Lightning McQueen purchase car insurance or life insurance??