Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[CarolinaRider]

Wherever this guy shops at:

What are birds?

 

[Ireeb]

Nature's pathetic attempt to copy airplanes.

Why do we even have toenails?

 

[CarolinaRider]

They serve as habitats for Lamisil monsters. They'd be cold without our toenails.

Can you do anything kinky with Nutella?

 

[Ireeb]

You can do many unfathomable things with nutella.

Is water actually vegan? I mean it probably has been in the flesh of a living thing at least once.

 

[AshleyScared]

No, but kitty pee is.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

I'm pretty sure its a gender according to Tumblr.

Why does my back crack?

 

[CarolinaRider]

Because your back is triggering to people with spina bifida.

Will Disney ever make quite ride called "Pirates of Somalia?"

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Yep I heard Gabourey Sidibe was going to play the captain.

Whats the best tasting bleach?

 

[Ireeb]

It's hard to say, you must taste them yourself!

I want to gift my toaster some bread, but it is always giving it back... Why doesn't my toaster want my presents? Doesn't it like me?

 

[caffeine_demon]

Nobody likes you!

how nasty was that?

 

[TheFlyerMan1]

On a scale from one to apple, purple.

If lollipops are zebras, am I a piece of Jerky?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Not too sure, but have you seen these new Designer Lollipops?

How tall is 13.6 lbs of lead paint?

 

[caffeine_demon]

25

But what are the units?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

One of those new punk bands all the kids are into.

Does anyone know how often Trump says China in an average speech?

Sent from my VS820 using Tapatalk

 

[VTCGA5]

47 MPH

How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie-pop?

 

[TheFlyerMan1]

93Kg.

On a scale of one to banana, why is red on the outside?

 

[Hyde]

one

What is?

 

[TheFlyerMan1]

How, that's why!

If lemons = gerbils, how does a Hamster navigate a JoJo roll?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

With Tangelos, of course!

Peanut Butter is a meat, right?

 

[TheFlyerMan1]

Only if the beef twerks!

But why lemon?