I’m sorry... due in part to me being autistic, my sarcasm detection skills aren’t great.
I do sincerely apologise for my poor sarcasm detection skills, but I don’t personally think 4 days is completely unattainable, even though it is incredibly, incredibly optimistic. Remember, we’ve had rides like Zadra that hadn’t even had the track completed less than a week before opening! Stranger things have happened in the coaster industry than this ride opening 4 days after its first test run, for sure, even though it does seem incredibly unlikely to me.