I mean, they're called prefabricated Wooden Coasters for a reason. I'm actually not that worried that there's no construction work been going on yet. If they actually had issues with some sort of infestation or even simple and plain rot, I could totally see them just ripping out the old track all at once, as soon as the new track is finished, just to avoid cross-contamination. As evidenced by the 12 million pure retracking cost, this feels like the most expensive track in the world after all, so no shame in being overly cautious, now that they've hopefully learned their lesson. Well, at least for the next 2-3 years they will have.
A compelling concept and business case for Merlin could have been plain and simple: "you've spent 11 millions on Krake, you're getting a ****ing bargain with this one. How have we even been discussing this for so long". I mean, I guess a company that's operating 53 identical aquariums probably has never heard of unique selling points, forget the value a coaster like Colossos can provide. Because let's all be honest: with the development that Heide Park has taken during the past 10 years, it would considered be a ****hole that had the fortune of 2 mediocre B&Ms, if it wasn't for Colossos. I honestly would not know what the **** I'd even do during the day if I went there this season and I certaintly would have never visited this park again if they demolished Colossos, just to punish the **** out of this place. Well, there's only that much a single man can do, but still.
After all, this might have been the kick in the nuts this place needed to get it's ****ing head straight again. And it's a kick with a good ending as well, if it means we're getting our world class Intamin Woody back. I still won't expect much from this place, considering how this is their second chance with this ride and they already let their first magical timeframe slip in 2001, when they didn't continue with the development they were supposed to after getting a ****ing revelation which Colossos just was back in these days (in hindsight I even consider it to be the largest engineering-accomplishment of the Millenium era, specifically in the Wooden Coaster context and how long it took the rest of the industry to even slightly grasp at the quality this ride provided) but well, sitting on your arse for 6 years just to plop down a Desert Rita qualifies as having a plan as well, am I right?
This place is way too ****ing lucky. 12 million euros hurt, because money is the only language Merlin understands, but I'm sceptical they will remember this lesson for a long enough time.
With Merlin's investment-cycle, let's see. Considering the state of this park, actually going through with the "retheme" and taking care of the turdpiles Big Loop and Limit would already be way enough effort to justify that as a large investment, and I couldn't even hate them for it. This is a perfect example for things that should have been taken care of in 2001-2007, because now I really can't see this place talking about true expansion for a long time, I mainly see it replacing stuff over the next 10 years. I mean, Merlin likes to work with B&M and there's a new type of flying coaster popping up just 4 hours down the road, so hey, maybe there's hope for some cool stuff. Germany's first RMC could have been neato as well, but now with Colossos I can't really see that happening. That would probably only have worked if this place got it's **** together, already purchased a decent inverter in 2004 and wouldn't have left Colossos to rot. Then 2019 likely would have been a wonderfully fittingly year for that, but right now? Nah, the place just isn't ready.
EDIT: hahaha, the censoring after submitting this one. ****ing hilarious
EDIT2: I gues at this point it's getting obvious that I just can't sleep, but just think about the line-up this park could provide if everybody showed some heart:
- Bobbahn, and an acutally decent and long one
- Big Loop, with Python-esque treatment if you really want to
- Colossos
- B&M Inverter/Flyer replacing Limit (considering how it's just sitting there in the landscape, would have been super easy to tear down and could have just been sold to anywhere. BTW, can we talk about how a park opens a Vekoma SLC 2 years prior to Colossos? I mean, they certaintly must have had a pretty good idea of what Colossos will turn out to be in 1999, so WTF? What's up with that?)
- Intamin hydraulic launch coaster that shows actual progress from 2005 and 2006, maybe with a Stealth-esque top hat and an actual forceful layout following that. Heck, I'm not even asking for inversions. Nice airtime-hill over the launch-section, 1 or 2 low to the ground turns connected via a tall overbank and then back to the station with another airtime-bump, basically a beefed up Xcelerator
- Krake
- Flug der Dämonen
- Ground-up RMC
Man, this place would be a no-brainer season pass purchase even though it's 4 hours away and I avoid hotels like the plague.