It's time for Merlin to sell Alton or Thorpe. Their monopoly has lasted too long and done too much damage.
Don't think they're announcing it. I know Thorpe wouldn't be like OH HERE'S OUR NEW OPENING HOURS because all you do is open yourself to ridicule. It'll just be somebody hardcore who happened to notice and posted in a forum.I've had a brief look on Facebook and can't see any posts regarding the new opening times. Anyone have any links? I'm curious what the GP are saying about this too...
The usual question is "Will people go visit Alton Towers, or Park X?". Now it's "Will people go visit Alton Towers, or not go to a park at all?" Considering the cost of alternative A, and the diminished experience they have to offer, alternative B almost seems like the favourable one here.
Not to mention the reaction of Vicky (21), who wants to ride The Smiler again for an inspirational Daily Mail article and accompanying lingerie photoshoot, but will have some difficulties walking from the car park.Not too bothered about the monorail personally but will be excited to see the reaction of single mother Donna (34), from Coventry, when she had to push a triple kids buggy full of whining kids whilst dragging her 2 other obese sprogs along the 15 minute walk.
I think every Winter Wonderland has shown is that pay per ride is wonderfully profitable.
Don't panic, it's only 4:30pm closing on off-peak days!
Whatever next? Maybe they'll close the queue lines early so the rides stop at 4:30. Where can I suggest this?
It's closed most Wednesdays in term time, from the looks of things.Closing at 4:30 on a off-peak day is fine. There's only about three rides to go on anyway! Are they still closing on the really quiet early week weekdays like they did in 2016?
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