Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

bmac · Oct 11, 2012

Chatting on your cell phone

What the **** is VH1?

ATTACKHAMMER · Oct 11, 2012

A space ship
What are head phones?

Thekingin64 · Oct 12, 2012

Steak and kidney pie.

Can I sit on my TV?

bmac · Oct 14, 2012

If you want to watch the couch, sure.

What's a jug handle?

caffeine_demon · Oct 17, 2012

another name for a keyhole

how soon is now?

Thekingin64 · Oct 17, 2012

Big dinosaur

Is fire hot?

ATTACKHAMMER · Oct 18, 2012

No ice is the hot one
Is frost the same as cheese?

caffeine_demon · Oct 18, 2012

only camembert.

Should I be a monkey?

joe3579 · Oct 20, 2012

Only if you have enough magic beans.
Why aren't magic beans real currency?

Thekingin64 · Oct 21, 2012

Because they should be

Did I just die?

joe3579 · Oct 22, 2012

wait.......... Nope you just re-spawned
How many magic beans does that cost?

The Grape Wizard · Nov 8, 2012

7 bean stalks and a hat full of sausages

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?

Thekingin64 · Nov 8, 2012

because camels aren't made of duck meat.

Are TVs battery powered?

caffeine_demon · Nov 10, 2012

Crt ones are powered by a hamster in a wheel, the new fangled flatscreens are indeed battery powered though!

Does my bum look big in this?

Steven · Nov 10, 2012

How Yellow is the sun?

I can tell the future that I am going to get a dumb answer is this correct?

IntaminToWin · Nov 10, 2012

It is unfortunately not correct.

Does a dumb answer always follow a smart question, or vice versa?

Thekingin64 · Nov 20, 2012

When they're tired, they might.

Do elks lie on salt?

Nemesis of oblivion · Nov 20, 2012

No, on pepper.

Ok, where do I put my headphones?

caffeine_demon · Nov 21, 2012

around your left ankle - don't ask why it has to be the left...

What would happen if they went around the right ankle?

Thekingin64 · Nov 21, 2012

It would cause a gang of flying camels to attack and severely injure you.