Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[bmac]

Chatting on your cell phone

What the **** is VH1?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

A space ship
What are head phones?

 

[Thekingin64]

Steak and kidney pie.

Can I sit on my TV?

 

[bmac]

If you want to watch the couch, sure.

What's a jug handle?

 

[caffeine_demon]

another name for a keyhole

how soon is now?

 

[Thekingin64]

Big dinosaur

Is fire hot?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

No ice is the hot one
Is frost the same as cheese?

 

[caffeine_demon]

only camembert.

Should I be a monkey?

 

[joe3579]

Only if you have enough magic beans.
Why aren't magic beans real currency?

 

[Thekingin64]

Because they should be

Did I just die?

 

[joe3579]

wait.......... Nope you just re-spawned
How many magic beans does that cost?

 

[The Grape Wizard]

7 bean stalks and a hat full of sausages

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?

 

[Thekingin64]

because camels aren't made of duck meat.

Are TVs battery powered?

 

[caffeine_demon]

Crt ones are powered by a hamster in a wheel, the new fangled flatscreens are indeed battery powered though!

Does my bum look big in this?

 

[Steven]

How Yellow is the sun?

I can tell the future that I am going to get a dumb answer is this correct?

 

[IntaminToWin]

It is unfortunately not correct.

Does a dumb answer always follow a smart question, or vice versa?

 

[Thekingin64]

When they're tired, they might.

Do elks lie on salt?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

No, on pepper.

Ok, where do I put my headphones?

 

[caffeine_demon]

around your left ankle - don't ask why it has to be the left...

What would happen if they went around the right ankle?

 

[Thekingin64]

It would cause a gang of flying camels to attack and severely injure you.