Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[rcjp]

As long as you let it cool down first.
Why is it painful to get hit by a truck?

 

[caffeine_demon]

It's actually the same reason as why the sky is blue.

SO - Just why IS the sky blue

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

It's a mirror to the ocean.
Why is the ocean blue?

 

[Thekingin64]

Someone spilt food colouring

Why am I tired?

 

[elephant58]

Because you ate the burger made of Meaty the Horse.

How many horses attended his funeral?

 

[Thekingin64]

Nah, Dave did.

Is the moon cheesy?

 

[elephant58]

No, as the badger was aquamarine.

Does being a person mean you have to build a tower made from Malaysian cotton-wool?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

We aren't people though
Why are we the people?

 

[BBH]

Because I can count to potato.

Why was Corey the Zombie Cabinet not the same as Glork the Alien Dictionary?

 

[Screaming Coasters]

Because basically the board of the Mississippi required Corey to have an anal-probe fixture like Glork, but he declined.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

 

[IntaminToWin]

Three, but only if you're Canadian.

How deep is the ocean if measured in Legos?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

Only I know that.
Does legoland have lego?

 

[Screaming Coasters]

No, but it does have prostituted live stock.

Does my bum look as big as my foot, or does my foot look as big as my bum?

 

[AJ]

Your head is bigger.

What's the name for toilet in english?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Believe it is just hole
Do Jaffa cakes have Jaffa in them?

 

[johhnyD1498]

They put artificial Jaffa called Fakka

Does it rain in Australia? The rain would just fall on top of the Earth, and not the bottom right?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

You know there's no such thing as rain.
What is water that falls out the sky?

 

[Edward M]

It's called God's piss.
Did you almost live or almost die last night?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

Im still alive, so died.
What will I do in my coffin?

 

[Edward M]

Be a troll. Not on the Internet, you will actually become a troll and haunt your enemies.
Why do with eyes, if they are different colors they are ok, but with eyelashes, if they aren't black or brown they look weird, why?