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Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

If I have six oranges in one hand and 11 ice cubes on my foot, how many trees could fit on my tower of pancake syrup?
 
If you were a sheep with green antlers, which had magical rings on the eyes, that are made of small pumpkins, then yes (possibly).

Why has my banana-themed fire got a bright red bat eating a blue raspberry, whooshing its livers inside it?
 
Because a USB port electrocuted my blanket, which in turn made me tickle.

How do watches not work the way that furnaces don't work?
 
What's the pink stuff on the end of matchsticks, how do you get it to dry after dipping - or get it to melt so it can be dipped in in the factory...
 
I'll tell you when you learn to answer the question above you!

Why cant silver-plated buildings, with large quantities of geckos climbing out of their basements, dance to songs with theremins and red saxophones in them?
 
You're so silly, buildings will only dance to songs with theremins and blue saxophones in them.
Why are my shoes on fire?
 
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