Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[GuyWithAStick]

Try using mud.

How do I clean my eye socket?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Using the vaginal cleansing method.

Who am I?

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[caffeine_demon]

An expert vaginal cleanser!

what's your favourite film?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Avatar the Last Airbender was a cinematic masterpiece.

When was the tree?

 

[Thekingin64]

Before the pie was born.


Does salt grow?

 

[Alaeriia]

Yes, but only when you're not looking.

Who put the bomp in the bomp she-bomp she-bomp?

 

[CarolinaRider]

I forgot his name. I think his name was... Man-Berry?

Why am I aroused by whales?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Because you have a whale of a time!

I'm stuck in the Buzzfeed Headquarters. What do I do?

 

[CarolinaRider]

You have to find your "Inner Potato."

I'm very hungry and I have forgotten how to eat. Where do I insert the Graham crackers?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

His girlfriend actually holds his hand!

Who will win- 1 trillion lions or the Sun?

 

[caffeine_demon]

the event organisers!

what can i do with my toenail clippings!

 

[CarolinaRider]

Reattach them, they'll bleed out otherwise.

My printer ran out of ink, so I filled the cartridge with Kool-Aid and now it won't print. Thoughts?

 

[Ireeb]

You should have used Coke instead. Now you can throw that printer away.

Can anyone tell me what kind of music cats like?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Unsurprisingly, they are huge fans of Screamo.

How do I remove the dirt in my lawn without removing the grass? Please help!

 

[Ireeb]

Did you try a vacuum cleaner?

The controls of my house's heating says the temperature outside is about 20°C, how can I change this? I'd like 25-30°C...

 

[caffeine_demon]

just move the control panel outside

why?

 

[Ireeb]

FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE.

Why can you drink drinks while you can't food foods?

 

[CarolinaRider]

Because you would choke, of course!

Are salamanders immortal?

 

[Ireeb]

Every salamader is immortal until proven otherwise.

I feel sexually harassed by my wallpaper, how should I react?

 

[YUNG_CHOPPA]

Tear the wallpaper off and eat it

My bed keeps having diarrhea and I wake up every morning with **** all over me, what do i do?